April 4, 2011
me: he apologized for the “inconvenience”
did your girl do the same?
me: she did?
Inar: at least…but it didnt leave me satisfied
sorry ass saturday hook ups
Inar: i know
i mean i thought maybe i was just drunk sat night
but then we tried again sunday morning
me: see how nice we are?
giving these people multiple chances
Inar: i know
me: and then all they do is disappoint repeatedly
Inar: worst part is she left her earrings at my place so now she wants to come back and get them
what a waste that will be
me: that’s the worst. i hate leaving my stuff places that i never want to go again, especially because the male inevitably thinks it’s intentional
Inar: i never want to go “there” again either…
thanks for the trash of a sat night
speaking of thanks for the trash…
i explained to this guy the “thanks for the trash” line
and he didn’t appreciate it
May 2, 2011
Inar: remember homegirl that left her necklace at my place?
me: i thought it was earrings?
well now she wants to have coffee so i can give them back to her
i told her i was busy and probably couldnt do coffee for a couple of weeks
and that she could pick em up whenever…but no, she told me she’ll wait
May 3, 2011
me: you can tell her you’ve developed a sudden inexplicable allergy to coffee
Inar: would it be mean to say i’ll mail them?
me: why don’t you want to see her?
Inar: account for the fact that this girl sucked
me: ok got it
well, then who cares if it’s mean?
anyway, i’m assuming these are piece of crap pieces of jewelry…otherwise she wouldn’t be waiting out on them for so long
so she obviously wants to see you for purposes beyond reacquiring her accessories
so either you have to be honest, or get stuck with her suckiness again
me: and it’s on account of stunts like that of this girl that i lose a lot of my belongings
obviously, items are left behind either intentionally or inadvertently
when i leave items behind, it is ALWAYs inadvertent
Inar: the earrings were waiting out on my floor
the necklace though was right on my dresser in plain view
me: i once left my traveling beer pong table behind
i couldn’t forsake that though
i was going to ask him to leave it outside of his house so that i could pick it up
but i was advised not to do that
Inar: damn that sucks!
me: so instead i asked if we could make arrangements
Inar: i want to see this thing
advised not to do that why?
me: well, because the guy wasn’t terrible and still had some shelf life
in fact, i’m inclined to believe that you still have a pair of my earrings and a shirt
will you mail them to me?
or do you want to meet for coffee?
i dont have any of your stuff
i keep track of left-behind belongings
i think i do have a hair tie thingy from you but that’s about it
me: hmmz…did you dispose of them or did i recover them?
the earrings are green
the shirt is like tie-dye brown and green
Inar: i wouldnt just throw em away
me: anyway, i don’t miss them that much so it’s fine
do you remember our covert op to exchange clothing the one day?
i left a dress at your place
Inar: hah no
me: and i had your pants and shirt
it was funny
Inar: oh ya thats right!
Inar: i think you swapped my sheets too
cuz you smeared a cookie all over them!
me: i used to wake up with all sorts of food on my bed
i once woke up with a half eaten hotdog in a bu
so i had it for breakfast
several times i woke up with pizza all over me and the sheets
but i have a logical explanation for that
the pizza was probably too hot
so i let it sit there to cool down
but then i fell asleep
and rolled onto it
btw, i found the gchat from 2009
me: inar you little palestinian bastard
i want my clothes
i asked for an arrangement of even exchange
stop being unreasonable
what time will this exchange take place?
and make sure no one follows you
me: i get out of class at 9
by the fucking way
what are you doing tonight
dare i ask??????????????
Inar: no plans right now
me: yes you do
and they involve me
what are we doing?
me: it’s a surprise
me: but it involves drinking
Inar: just as i suspected
Inar: hah nice
oh those were simpler times
“you little palestinian bastard” WTF! haha
i’m such a loving friend
the real momo is so kind
me: we used to have so much fun :(
now we’re lame adults with professional jobs
at least you still have some semblance of a social life
i just go out on stupid dates and blog about it :(
me: so this guy i’m talking to just sent me an email with a picture and here’s the narrative portion of the email: Here’s a picture of another facility I had to visit today that processes mostly garbage, but every once in a while finds stuff worth keeping. It made me think of you, haha
might as well have called you a little egyptian bastard
me: it’s funny because i asked you to make arrangements just like i did with the beer pong guy
at least i’m consistent
Inar: “by the fucking way”
me: haha what’s wrong with that
that’s because during that particular time period, you kept not going out with us because you were “dating”
what do you want your alias to be on the blog?
ill think it over gotta run to a short meeting
me: ok at least now you have something productive to think about during your meeting
May 12, 2011
Inar: Finally made arrangements to hand off that damn necklace and earrings
what a pain
thankfully just a clean handoff, 30 second conversation, and gonzo
me: She picked them up?
thank goodness…had to turn down her coffee request 3 times
and she brought her best friend to the exchange…wtf?
not like she was winning an award or anything
me: Moral support
Inar: gay support