MoMo: how are the men?
MoMo: haha tell me about it…
Jen: I managed to hook up with my friend’s brother, the best man at his wedding
which was just great
I’m such a cliche
He was really my ideal kind of guy
and we emailed for a few weeks
but he lives in Utah
Jen: so that may not really work out
I have no luck
MoMo: what does he do for a living?
Jen: He’s getting a second masters and does outdoor adventuring
he’s like a granola type
I love that type
but they are not relationship material
if nothing else, I had a very nice night with a nice guy and he sends me music
MoMo: describe this granola type you speak of
he goes camping alone in the mountains of Colorado
MoMo: and eats granola bars there?
Jen: you know
the hippie type
Jen: how about you?
I see your blog
MoMo: thank you
so i don’t even need to detail my struggles to you
Jen: it sucks out there man
I’m telling you
the nice men
live on the west coast
every guy I ever meet who is not trying for a random hookup, etc.
lives in a diff. time zone
MoMo: i had a conversation with someone about this last night
he was shocked that i couldn’t meet a guy up to my standards
Jen: none of us can
the funny thing is
men can’t keep up
MoMo: he was under the impression that they are so plentiful
he said it was possibly a regional thing
he lives in TN
but i really can’t imagine TN having fantastic men either
Jen: It’s entirely regional
MoMo: i’m done dating as of last thursday
i gave it a good faith effort
now i’m bowing out of the game
Jen: when you live near a body of water
Jen: I hear you
I stopped dating forever
I hadn’t even talked to a guy since Adam!
until this wedding
so it was almost a year
MoMo: what about a body of water?
every man is looking for some temporary fix
or an ego boost
or a rebound to get over a girl
They say Colorado is the best place to meet men
b/c they’re nice
and aren’t dbags
and have jobs
MoMo: maybe the salt from the water seeps into their brains
The issue is so many women date losers b/c they’re afraid of being alone
I’d rather just be alone!
MoMo: same here
hold on, i have an article i want to send you
let me see if i can dig it up
Jen: Um, that was the best article!
I’ve been saying this shit forever
and women settle a lot
and we have sex b/c shit, when are we going to again
MoMo: i thought you’d enjoy that article
Jen: It’s really annoying
I’m telling you
I’m moving to Denver
MoMo: and i’ll move to south park
MoMo: cartman and i will hang out