A Battle of the MoMos: A look into my mental sphere

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 30 in MoMo's mind, MoMo's Musings, Princess MoMo Speak

A. Background Emotions.  Who needs them?  Since roughly the age of 12 or 13, I’ve been trying to suppress mine.  Almost a decade and a half later, I still haven’t succeeded.  During my college years, my “you can’t affect me” masquerade was fairly effective.  I held the MoMo feeling fortress down and all potential trespasses were shot on sight.  In 2006, […]

comments: 0 »

Online Dating: Hugs to homeless

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 29 in Men, Online dating

Princess MoMo: Do you really hug homeless people? Hugger of the Homeless: Yes, I really hug homeless people. Everyone could use a love-filled embrace, especially those people who are often gazed upon with some of the most wretched looks people can evoke. One just never knows how much a kind word or a smile can impact someone’s […]

comments: 2 »

Online Dating Fails: Snooki

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 28 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: You look really really really alot like Snooky. Has anyone ever told you that???????????????????????????/ MoMo: Yes. Stevie Wonder once told me that. Specimen: Joking… you look way better than Snooky… WAY better

comments: 0 »

Online Dating Fails: Mr. Perfect

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 28 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

  8/28/2011 6:41:34 AM Mr. Perfect: hello how are you doing, we never met i was checking my email and saw your pic. i think u r attractive…i would like to get to kno u :) I personally think i would be perfect for u :) 9/4/2011 2:17:18 PM Mr. Perfect: hello how are you doing, we never […]

comments: 1 »

Online Dating Fails: Mr. Plagiarizer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 27 in Miscellaneous

Plagiarizing  Specimen: fcuking sh*tyour profile is longer than mine ! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK ! Now I might have to write and add more humor to it. Gee thanks ! Vik   Princess MoMo: Yours isn’t even original. It mirrors posts I’ve seen on craigslist. Step your game up.   —————————————————————————————————————— Coincidentally, the day before this specimen messaged me, I […]

comments: 0 »

P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 22 in Dating, Dating Advice, Facebook, Guest Submissions, Princess MoMo's Friends

Tired of online dating? Own a motor vehicle?  Like stickers? If you answered yes to these questions, please read below! P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept: Taking vehicular advertising to a new low. Going to try a new dating tactic… You know those family stickers that are on the backs of vans and stuff that show […]

comments: 0 »

Online Dating: MoMo the online dating profile proofreader

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 22 in Grammar, Online dating

Princess MoMo: You’re incredibly hot, but I’m not into all of the tatts. Anyway, I’m writing to inform you that there’s at least one typo in your profile. It says “endulge.” The proper spelling is “indulge.” Best of luck. Overly Tatt’d Specimen: :) thanks for pointing that out to me good luck to you as well

comments: 0 »

Online Dating: Incompatible

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 21 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: hi you seem like a great girl, and are super cute – with a bunch of losers on this site, how could you pass up the opportunity to meet a great guy like me? haha – i figured a silly/arrogant approach would at least get your attention haha :) im matt btw, nice to […]

comments: 2 »

Conversation re: Mr. Plane

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 21 in Dating, Device, gchat, Men, Mr. Plane, Princess MoMo's Friends

Conversation between P-Mo and her cyber bff re: Mr. Plane: Cyber bff: I’ve decided that it is slightly suspicious to have a farm and not have any animals. Not even a couple of dogs? Princess MoMo: So do you think he’s disguising burial grounds for his female specimen victims as a farm? Cyber bff: Possibly. […]

comments: 6 »

Online Dating: Mr. Car

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 20 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Mr. Car: 1. You’re probably thinking I’m nuts. 2. However, there’s a method to my madness. 3. I’d like to meet a man who is more intelligent than a third grader. 4. Many of those who have written to me on here have trouble commanding basic English. I think you’ve been commanding this website frequently lately. […]

comments: 0 »

Online Dating Fails: Five times too many messages

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 20 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

8/21/2011 9:23:38 AM Specimen: HOW U DOIN……………………………………………………………………….. 8/21/2011 2:39:33 PM Specimen: u to pretty 8/23/2011 6:31:20 PM Specimen: how u doin 8/25/2011 2:28:38 PM Specimen: hey.. 8/26/2011 11:58:02 AM Specimen: how u doin ——————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: Sending five messages devoid of substance is an ineffective approach.  I give him credit for his persistence, but not enough […]

comments: 12 »

Princess MoMo’s Manual Labor

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 19 in Adventures of Princess MoMo

Princess MoMo’s mama enlisted her to assist with one of the worst things imaginable: manual labor.  Upon parking her MoMo-mobile, Princess MoMo witnessed her brother from the same mother conducting some terrain-oriented reconnaissance and hood MacGyver-ing the castle gate infrastructure.  Using cable ties, he was attaching poultry netting to the bottom of the fence.  Why?  […]

comments: 0 »

Online Dating Fail: When at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 19 in Men, Online dating

August 13, 2011 Specimen: I really wish we didn’t live so far apart. You’re absolutely gorgeous and if your personality is even half as great as your looks I would have loved to take you out some time. Happy fishing :) Btw, I really liked your profile and wanted to answer the questions..but clealy it […]

comments: 0 »

Princess MoMo on the Farm (abridged version – almost 30% shorter than the original)

  This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane).  Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey  to Martha’s Vineyard.   After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach to a first date would […]

comments: 1 »

Online Dating Fails: Another persistent one…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating, StalkerDate.com

June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Subject line: :-) Message: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Subject line: :-) […]

comments: 2 »