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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Picasso

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 28 in Dating, Poems, rap battle
Picasso2015

11/26/2016 8:32:32 AM
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It’s too early for this shit, but im a real MC too legit , Sucker for a challenge, I guess that’s my talent, middle eastern roots, so you know I got game, I’m on one like Khalid but I ain’t on snapchat for the fame, my house looking like a Palace, 4 door garage, whip the color of cabbage, real extravagant, quick with the syllables, eating these fake rappers now I’m full, never empty, always energy, darker than the hair on philoso_ phish, I’m gonna let you finish but now I’m on my Kanye shit! ::drops mic:: 👅👅👅

philoso_phish

11/26/2016 9:01:34 AM
It’s never too early for word play
Boo, here’s a burly verbal gift, it’s your birthday
Open it up, unwrap it, yeah, it’s a holiday
My words better than what’s in your driveway
You ready for school, my little protégé?
Take a seat, sit down all the way
‘Beat,’ a verb, ‘you,’ a noun, ‘I will,’ a promise all day
Have you use those tongue emojis to lick it up like a sorbet
‘Cause you seeming kinda thirsty and it ain’t even Thursday
Here’s the mic, until the next time you disturb me
Picasso2015

11/26/2016 9:02:39 AM
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Lmaooo!!!!! Okay okay!!!! 😂😂😂😂

philoso_phish

11/26/2016 9:03:55 AM
So is this the part where we get married?
Picasso2015

11/26/2016 9:18:28 AM
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Lol yes let’s do it haha

Picasso2015

11/26/2016 9:20:00 AM
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Okay your freestyle was written and I wrote my freestyle while I was shittin, shittin on those deplorable non- formidable raps that wouldn’t even be worthy of being written on some tissue paper, you a hater, but now you got me in the zone, I’ll get a audience applauding like Cuba and the death of Castro, with my mad flow, what do you know about me? Been through more of a struggle than you could ever dream of, Living in a 2 bedroom apartment, window screen shut, with roaches and mice, you ain’t about that life, probably went to private school, had your own swimming pool, with a lot of friends you could trust I bet that was cool, I’m from where the drug dealers make profits off a hostage, credit card fraud and if you saw the shit I saw ,you would be appalled, I might look innocent but that’s just because I’m strong, I could hide this shit inside like I’ve been constipated for too long, have you been raised in the wrong? Predicaments that would make you sick, my Environment looked like Iraq post 9-11, But I would never regret it, because the environment that raised me, made me and never enslaved me

Picasso2015

11/26/2016 9:20:10 AM
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I had to throw that one in there lol

Picasso2015

11/26/2016 9:21:28 AM
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It took me a minute to put that up, man that was so much fun 😘😘😘😘

Picasso2015

11/26/2016 11:28:53 AM
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Lol sorry if I went too street I apologize 😂😂
philoso_phish

11/26/2016 12:26:50 PM
Here’s a tissue for those tears in your eyes
30 years old and still over childhood issues he cries
Like a mix of Aladdin, Cinderella, and Lord of the Flies
Street rat with mice friends idolizing being uncivilized
You wrote it while shittin’? The result? It’s rubbish, raw sewage, unsanitized
You’re trying to get it in, just the tip, I’ll chop the foreskin, call it circumcised
‘Cause I’m a savage on levels you can’t fathom or fantasize
Got you fooled by the princess disguise to lure you in so I can antagonize, cannibalize, and terrorize then blog about it, editorialize about how I left you weak in the knees, paralyzed, without feeling the need to apologize
Picasso2015

11/26/2016 1:17:40 PM
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Lmao!!!! Vicious!!!!! I’ll let you take that one! Sexy lady 😘😘😍😍😍

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