j: if these girls knew hot tall smart guys why wouldnt they keep them for themselves?
me: how many do they need?
i only want one
not a dozen
so they shouldn’t be greedy either
j: maybe obama can tax them on their men so that they have to give one up
redistribution of men
obama should do that
i’m like the dating middle class
i don’t have men
i need more men
so he should take some from others and give them to me
j: but is it the government’s responsibility to provide you with men?
me: i need a dating bail out. i’m too cute to fail.