Subject Line: Well, Hey, Look at You
Hey girl hey, I just stumbled on your profile while I am sooooooooooooooooooo not busy at work, but so is the life on a Monday during this unpredictable weather, and I thought you seemed very very interesting, not to mention very good looking and I’d love to see what could happen. How bout I tell you a joke? That way you know how harmless I am. “So this passed weekend, I was hanging out with my friend Charlie. Well his name isn’t actually Charlie, I just call him that because he’s Korean.” Hope to hear from you soon.
Analysis: If you opt to tell a joke to a female specimen who you’re trying to woe, make it funny. What hell is this joke about? I don’t know. If I don’t know, it’s not funny. If it’s not funny, I’m not inclined to respond. If I’m not inclined to respond, I don’t respond. So, I didn’t respond.
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