Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 21 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Background: Mr. Lambo kindly agreed to write up his rendition of the events that transpired during our first date. This is Part I of his rendition. More parts are to come (I don’t know how many because he’s the one writing them). Of course, I will subsequently publish a post with the encounter from my […]

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Online Dating Exchange: Mr. Lamborghini

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 20 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Background: The beginning of his introductory message is largely based off of my online dating profile.  If you haven’t read it, click here. 12/12/11 Mr. Lamborghini: So first let’s get the basics out of the way. Part 1 test: You’re There’s Than Here Hopefully I got at least 3 of the 4 correct. Now Part […]

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Mr. Surprises – Communication Follow-up

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 19 in Dating, Men

Click here to read about the encounter with Mr. Surprises. Yesterday (12/18), my device battery died while I was out with Mr. Lamborghini. When I switched it back on at night, I had a text from Mr. Surprises. It read, “Hi MoMo! I sent you a message on FB but then accidentally deleted the sent […]

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Date Dissection – Hide your kid, hide your wife – 12/16/11

How We May Or May Not Have Met On October 27, 2008, I met a new friend in DC. During my last few months in the District, I met several people through that friend. Mr. Surprises may or may not have been one of those people. On December 7, 2008, I attended a party with […]

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Online Dating: Example of a quality message

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 17 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hey there. If for no other reason, it’s worth saying hello only because I meet all of the items in your list of criteria. Two just barely – better say hello before my next birthday and make sure I don’t shrink more than an inch and a half! lol But the others I pass with flying colors. […]

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Online Dating Fails: When at first you don’t succeed…fail a second time.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 16 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: I Genuienly think you are extremly beautiful woman….Your ‘about me’ section tells me u seem a really Interesting person I am sameer….really good looking guy.I am 28 years of age,working as a program manager for a pharmaceutical company here in philadelphia. I would Iike to get the opportunity to know you better.. Let me know […]

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An offer she can refuse.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 15 in Guest Submissions, Princess MoMo's Friends

Background: A friend of mine recently began online dating. She sent me the following message: “I got an interesting offer today from a specimen. We dated a few times but it never worked. He calls and wants to know how I’m doing etc. I responded with what do you want? He responds with I’m just […]

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Online Dating Exchange: Mr. Doctor (or Dr. Doctor?) Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 14 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Click here for Mr. Doctor Part I Princess MoMo: You give up quite easily. Mr. Doctor: I definitely do. But, in my defense I figured I had failed your test and I was destined to be yet another victim on your blog subjected to sarcastic degradation. It’s perfect material – an arrogant jerk boasting of […]

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Online Dating Exchange: Mr. Doctor (or Dr. Doctor?) Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 12 in Men, Online dating

Mr. Doctor: YOU’RE right. I do understand the THEIR is a method to YOUR madness. I don’t know any third graders, but I know I’m smarter THAN my 10 year old niece, though suddenly I’ve transformed from her awesome uncle to an “embarrassing” person – the pre-teen years suck. But, HERE I am. Did I […]

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Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 6 in Facebook, Grammar, Men

Background: I receive fairly interesting communications on a daily basis.  This time, an individual I knew from middle school (and maybe high school?)  sent me a facebook friend request accompanied by a message.  Below is the exchange. Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis: hey u remember me? Princess MoMo: Yes. Mandy’s cousin? Mr. Francis the Praying […]

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Online Dating Fails: Jersey Shore

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 6 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: text or call me beautiful.570REDACTED frankie lets go out for dinner/drinks tonight// hope u like sexy tanned italian men… causae u gotta date with one tonight..lol call or text me asap ciao bella frank Analysis:  Okay.  This is the worst kind of guy on dating sites.  You may be surprised at the pervasiveness of self-proclaimed “sexy […]

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Online Dating Fails: MoMo’s Love of Children

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 5 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: Libra, me too! October 6 yo! MoMo: Coincidentally, we share a birthday. However, what we don’t share is our interest in children, particularly yours. That may sound harsh, but the reality is that in the questions Match asks related to qualities I seek in a potential mate, I answered that one with kids is a deal […]

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Online Dating Fails: Mr. Riddles Part 5

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 5 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2  Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 3  Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 4   Mr. Riddles: I have no idea if you are being sarcastic (again… I really need to create the sarcastic font)… or if you are serious or […]

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Online Dating Fails: Too many questions

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 3 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hey, How are you doing? I read your profile and thought you sounded pretty interesting. Kind of puzzled at why you would be single honestly. So I thought I would try to get to know more about you. I guess to do so I am going to have to start off with a few […]

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Online Dating: “Real” Me

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 2 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hey..couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you are, and I’m kind of a lover for those eyes :P I feel that your profile’s just a tease and so the real you.. , blows my mind a cutie like u needs this site to begin with lol…but if you are interested, I’d love to chat. […]

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