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Online Dating Fails: Another Marriage Proposal

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 16 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Specimen: hey wats up.. you have a beautiful smile. can i marry u ? i already bought your ring and wedding dress!

Analysis: But, he doesn’t know my dress or ring size!  In all seriousness, this message isn’t clever or appealing.  It’s not even original.  Here are examples of others who have suggested marriage in their messages to me:

Example 1

Example 2


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9 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Another Marriage Proposal”

  1. I myself have gotten several of these ” let’s get married” type of emails and one actually bought the ring(after 4 dates) and yes, I requested to see it and boom there it was.. He turned out to be a douchebag because what kind of person proposes without meeting my family.

  2. Cartman you are so full of yourself you just like the attention you get on these sites

  3. Robert Anderson/Butters – I’m immune to the compliments I receive on the sites at this point.

  4. Why don’t you try the old fashioned way meet someone at work or the bar?

  5. Everyone (literally) at work is married and it’s easier to sort through guys online than it is in bars.

  6. Mr. I can’t put a picture of myself due to the fact I might be unatrractive, people go on these sites because for one who deals with coworkers? And bars are so 2000. Lol . If I’m going to a bar it’s to actually meet up with friends.
    If I need attention , I just step out of my apartment and boom at least 10 offers.

  7. I don’t go to a bar unless I’m looking for a straggler lol

  8. Can’t see the post on your blog. It says “Error Not Found”



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