Online Dating Fails: Five times the messages, five times the failure

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 2 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

11/29/2011 10:18:32 AM
Subject Line: friends with benefits

Hi, I’m Kyle.
Check mine out and let me know what you think.
Thanks

11/29/2011 11:14:49 AM
Subject Line: 2nd try

Hi, I’m Kyle.
I like your profile and I think we would make a great match.
Please check mine out and let me know what you think.
Thank you.

11/30/2011 7:59:14 AM
Subject Line: LAST TRY

Hi, I’m Kyle.
I like your profile and I think we would make a great match.
Please check mine out and let me know what you think.
Thank you.

12/3/2011 10:54:33 AM
Subject Line: [None]

would you like to hang out with me this coming week ?
text me — (732)REDACTED
kiss,
kyle

12/4/2011 3:46:33 PM
Subject Line: trying again

would you like to hang out with me this coming week ?
text me — (732)REDACTED
kiss,
kyle

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Analysis: This guy took the saying, “When at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to the next level. But, the problem is that the subject line of his initial message crushed any chance of me subsequently responding to him. He made his intention of seeking a friends with benefits arrangement (which does not align with the intentions I stated in my profile) known and he can’t undo that. His honesty is commendable, though.  But, also working against him, he doesn’t write anything of interest in any of his messages.
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