Online Dating: Smile

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 18 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: hey how are you? i really like your smile alot :) do you have aol or yahoo so we can talk??

Analysis:  Please note, “a lot” is two words, not one.  Next, why would the fact that he likes my smile compel me to chat with him?  I analogize this message to the expression, “Nice shoes; want to fuck?”  It is ineffective.

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Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated.  Thanks.

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2 Responses to “Online Dating: Smile”

  1. The “nice shoes” line works 90% of the time!



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