Specimen: hey how are you? i really like your smile alot :) do you have aol or yahoo so we can talk??
Analysis: Please note, “a lot” is two words, not one. Next, why would the fact that he likes my smile compel me to chat with him? I analogize this message to the expression, “Nice shoes; want to fuck?” It is ineffective.
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