Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Marty aka Lil Bitch

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 19 in Online dating





It’s cute how you initiated contact, now you say I’m too thin.
Something else clearly lacking thickness is your little bitch skin.
I kept it 100 and honest with you from the gate.
In return, you’re mailing me insecurity-fueled hate.
I’m flying nowhere; can’t board the plane; I’m the bomb.
Now run along, little Marty, go cry to your mom.

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