Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: A Worthy Opponent

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 20 in Miscellaneous

2/8/2016 2:01:31 AM
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Ok ok. Mic check. Ok.

Princess from somewhere, shine like a sun glare
I need SPF like uncle phil needs some hair
See I read your rhyme so in kind I had to blast one
Seven or eight boyfriends? Now meet your last one
All the fish in the school, I out class em
All the fools in the pool, I out splash em
Loved your profile, like to know the best of you
You make this fish want to become terrestrial
But enough about you, the past, the sea
Let me take this time to luminate the path to me
My name is Paulo, opposite of hollow
Walk the land of Law, I saw you also follow
Although I’m a rapper too, always stay grammatical
I could bring a laugh to you, wouldn’t mind a chat or two
But then I agree we should probably speak
On the phone, to decide on the spot where we meet…
And on and on…I kick the microphone to Ms. Phenomenon…

Lol. Fun.



2/8/2016 7:17:32 AM
Please come to land and join me like Ariel in The Little Mermaid
All these other fish are flounders, unworthy of being filleted
Nothing more than measly minions, like Flotsam and Jetsam, the evil eels
Can’t say I’m feeling them, honestly, for freakin’ reals
You don’t have to surrender your voice to an antagonist octopus of the sea
Because I want you to talk, get rid of your fishtail, and kick it to me
You sound awesome – tall, smart, and grammatical
So let’s put two and two together, make this mathematical
I’d drop you some digits for you to utilize
Call if you dare, come claim your prize

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