Princess MoMo

Mother Fucking Joe Follow-up

On Tuesday July 19, 2011, Princess MoMo initiated contact via facebook with Mother Fucking Joe.  He told her a tale about a hooker.  Later that night, the two conversed on the telephone and agreed to meet on Thursday, July 21, 2011.  MoMo did not hear from Mother Fucking Joe on that day they were scheduled to meet.  The following day, they engaged in the facebook messages reprinted below.

Friday July 22, 2011

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Ms.  MoMo

PRINCESS MOMO:

Yes?

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

I thought we were getting together yesterday? MoMo had a change of heart?

The tiny bit of heart you have . Just kidding

PRINCESS MOMO:

You did not contact me.

Figured you were busy.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Hmm.

So shall we reschedule or are you thinking you hate me already?

You were topic of conversation last night btw.

PRINCESS MOMO:

I don't hate you.

I would have preferred you to have contacted me to let me know what was up rather than to have talked about me in my absence.

btw, was the topic of conversation: Things you ignored today?

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Why didn't you contact me ?

I'm the male ? It's my duties?

PRINCESS MOMO:

Something like that.

I initiated contact on Tuesday re: meeting.

So, I figured if you were interested, you'd follow up.

But you didn't.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Ha I didn't ignore it . I was well aware .

I thought it is the initiatee's job

Spell check said I failed in spelling that but i don't care

PRINCESS MOMO:

I was the initiator, not the initiatee, which incidentally is not a word but I would have granted you poetic license if the intended use made sense.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Hahaha I hate when you do that

PRINCESS MOMO:

I see. Likely why you bailed yesterday.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

I didn't bail! I was playing hard to get

PRINCESS MOMO:

Oh please.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

It will make you like me more when we actually do meet .

PRINCESS MOMO:

Don't hang your hat on that.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

I surveyed this . It's proven fact

PRINCESS MOMO:

These cat and mouse games aren't for me.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Wait who is the mouse?

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Me. You're the pussy.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Woah ..such vulgar language for a princess

I don't play games . I first wait till they fall in love with me . Then the games begin

PRINCESS MOMO:

Your sense-making abilities are lacking. First you said you don't play games, but then you said the games begin after they fall in love with you. Implying that you do play games, but at a later time.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Blah

Stop it

PRINCESS MOMO:

You still haven't stated any valid reason for not making contact.

Unless your honest reason is that you were playing hard to get.

In which case, that's lame.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

You asked me .. I was waiting for you to say something

Ok the real reason is I went out with the hooker again

It's a joke

I had dinner with my homie and was in the house by 10

PRINCESS MOMO:

What I don't understand is why you would contact me today, but not yesterday.

Like I said, I don't hate you, I'm not disappointed or upset for anything like that, but I feel like you're being dishonest now.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

I don't know what to say about that . It has nothing to do with being dishonest . It's not like you reached out to me yesterday . We talked about it briefly on Tuesday . We can leave it alone if you want .

PRINCESS MOMO:

Dishonest in the sense that you're saying you were playing hard to get when it is likely that you just didn't want to meet up.

Or that something else came up that you preferred to do.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

No . It's not that . I helped my uncle with his grand opening . Then i had to rent a truck and pick up some furniture . Went on a long ass bike ride then out to dinner with my male friend when I realized you weren't gonna call me

PRINCESS MOMO:

But why would you wait for the female specimen to call you?!

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Like I said I don't lie. I'm very honest . Okay maybe the night before I was occupied but last night I thought we had plans

Because that's how I do

Lol

PRINCESS MOMO:

And that strategy works?

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Obviously it's not . I'm hoping being consistently amusing might give me another chance

PRINCESS MOMO:

Fine.

MOTHER FUCKING JOE:

Hehe

(To see the April 2011 initial exchange on a dating site between Mother Fucking Joe and Princess MoMo, click here.)