Online Dating Fails: Black Kettle

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 10 in Epic fails, Grammar, Men, Online dating

Guy: wow u sound incredible look forward to talking to u more do u like to ski or snowmobile or go boating or camping at all

Princess: No. I actually don’t like any of those things. Moreover, your writing is atrocious.

Guy: whats moreover mean well nothing like calling the kettle black duh u smart

Princess: Honestly, the meaning of your last message was lost in translation. You see, in the English language, there’s this concept of punctuation. Your lack of “period” (.) usage makes it difficult, if not impossible to decipher your cryptic communication. The function of a period is to indicate that an idea is finished. Without such indication, I would only be guessing as to which string of words that you wrote is intended to form one thought versus another.

Guy: Ok a new start Im Steve nice to meet u. How are u ?

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: Black Kettle”

  1. His usage of a trite phrase reminds me of President G.W. Bush.