The Landfill of Dating Websites: Why Euthanasia should be Legalized.

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 2 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

For purposes of blog research and development (thanks Joe), I’ve joined several new dating sites.  Based on my experiences, I can tell you that there is certainly a difference in the quality of users from site to site.  On Sunday night, I added a new site to my online dating portfolio, Richmen.com.  Upon posting my photos and a profile on this site, I was  inundated with messages.  In fact, I received over 50 messages in the just short of 24 hours that I was a site member.   I quickly realized that “richmen.com” was a misnomer.  The URL should be garbagemen.com to reflect the vast dating landfill which is this website.  See below for some the biohazardous waste that  I  received on this dump.

*Note: The pictures I posted to this site were not provocative, and therefore the perversion of some of these messages is all-the-more shocking.

**Here is what my profile said: About me: Me, Inc. was established in October of 1984 and has been going strong for the past 26 years. The CEO is a young sarcastic professional. She delivers her cynicism in a charming way and is fun, random, entertaining, and playful. Me, Inc. is looking to start a joint venture with a sincere someone possessing a high level of confidence. Unfortunately, after conducting countless interviews, and even temporarily employing a few, the CEO has come to terms with the fact that nobody is perfect; however, as close to perfect as possible will suffice. Please be intellectually and visually stimulating, ambitious, and in good financial standing.

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Lizardking: hey I’m mike I’m 25 I have my own place and good job would you wanna chat

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Viking: Let’s chat some time

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Arctic: hello, how are you?

hoppy easter :)

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LFMPIC: Hi, my name is Jeff. Im 27 years old. For work I have owned a resturant for 5 years now in the city Of Easton PA. I love movies, music, cooking, travel. Im looking for someone who is ready to find a relationship and not just a fling

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Doug: You’re cute ;-) check out my profile

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Angelo: Hey there…you sound like a great acquisition target…lol.

I am intelligent, good looking, real, fun, ambitious, clean, educated, and am pretty awesome..lol.

Any luck on here?

Let’s chat.

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JB: Hey beautiful. How’s everything with you? Happy Easter =JOHN

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BiG DiCK hoTTie: hello

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i m s t e v e -0 : Hey im steve :) how are you?

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Jonny: You’re profile was interesting.. It gave me a good laugh. Good job

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Snow on top fire down below: Hi. I am a married male, who is a young 57 years old in spirit, mind and attitude.. If you are concerned about drama, please don’t be, as I can assure there will be non. I am not looking to change anyone’s situation and I am in my own legal practice which affords me a very flexible schedule and explanations for being out. I am here to fill the gaps in passion and intimacy in my marriage which are irreparable. I am looking for someone who enjoys sex very much. However, I am not into one night stands. I want a friend also. I am very open minded and easy to talk with. If you are interested, please contact me. If you want to see my photos, please send a friend request for me to approve, Thank you. I’m happy to chat first and/or then, meet for drinks, lunch or dinner and converse.

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Raj: hello, how are you today? hope you had a good weekend?

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Aggressive brian: Let’s chat some time

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Brevis: u are gorgeous

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Jd: I like what I see..hit me up if you do too :)

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Johnyripman420: Wait, I am confused, are you looking to date someone, or submit a resume?

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Nic: Hru princess,name is nicholas,new to nj from nyc.I am defintly worth your time.sicilian polish,may we get to know 1 another..

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Dsexy69: HELLO MY NAME IS DOMINIQUE I’M A GAINFULLY EMPLOYED DOMINANT MALE LOOKING FOR A OPEN MINDED SEXUALLY SUBMISSIVE FEMALE FOR SOMETHING LONG TERM IF THAT’S YOU LET BE FRIENDS DON’T KEEP DADDY WAITING !

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gforcedude: you must have been or are a business major

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cuddlebear6969: hi beautiful how are u today? hope all is well and that we can talk soon. btw you have amazing eyes that id like to look into for hours Any plans for this upcoming weekend? I would like to talk to you and get to know you better. Do you use aim or any other type of messenger?

id start with kissing your sweet lips then working my way to your neck and then gently nibble on ur ear and then lower to start on the outside on ur sweet breasts kissing in circles making the circle smaller and smaller till i am sucking on and gently nibbling on ur hard nipples then work my way down and eat out ur sweet wet **** till u **** in my mouth where i would lick up every last drop of ur sweet juices slide my tongue all the way inside ur wet **** and start ****ing it with my tongue as i finger ur ass at same time not stopping till u are having orgasm after orgasm and u can barely stand it anymore u are begging me to be inside u

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9foryababy: hello princess… such a beautiful lady! what exactly are you lookin for?

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rickytodd111: Hello Princess ,my name is Ricky i am looking for a woman like yourself one that has goals in life and sees that thay are hit life is to short so we have to live it to the fullest.i am a very hard working men and have been for a long time and now i have all i need but a great woman and that is the biggest thing i need to have a better life.love to chat with you Ricky

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lu83: mmmmmmmmm nice pics princess drinks and good **** on me.

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dealz929: Ooohh ooohhh #raises hand# pick me pick me lol hit me up sexy love what I see

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blackmamba86: Hi my name is jarred. I’m new on this site. You look like a cool person to talk wit, if you interested in chatting you can hit me up. Looking forward in hearing from you :).

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vinnienj: You are soooo ****ing sexyyyy!

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dougb919: Hey, How are you?, Just seeing if you would like to chat?

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mrperfect21584: Just beautiful

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MagnumXLs86: Wassup sexy

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lookin4ff: Hello, I was just looking around this website and noticed your profile. All i have to say is.. WOW, very sexy!!

I think we could be looking for alot of the same things. I would like to know more about you and what you are looking for. By the way, i think you look amazing. I do have more pics and a webcam if you want to talk more. Do you have IM? I have Yahoo and Skype. If im still online, send me message, id love to talk today! I have more pictures and one of my face on my profile. Hopefull you can see them!

Anyway, i would appreciate it if you get back either way and let me know if you are interested..Thanks again!

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luv4speed: Hey there! My name is Mike. I’m a local professional with my own place, no wife, no kids. I really love you’re profile and I think you are real sexy ;) I would love to talk to you and maybe hangout sometime !!

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menaked: I like your profile, we should talk

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the.super.man: Hey princess, my name is Tim and I’d like to submit an application ;)

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real people only aka no fakers: Your about me section was funny and entertaining ;)

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Big J 4U: To whom it may concern,

Me. Inc has always been a prestigious place of employment. I love the fact there is always room for advancement within the company. I am looking to work at the firm under the “ASSet” management division. I however, do have extensive work experience and would love an opportunity to shine above the plethora of employees. I am a HARD worker and don’t mind working LONG hours into the night ;)

By the way I’m Joe lol I also think you look pretty!

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BigNasty47: lovely baby whts up with u sexy?? hit me up when u can u got aim or a cell? let me know I am very interested in getting to know u sweety hit me up when you can
muah

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need2partynow: hey if you wanna ever IM me on yahoo at knexxxxx@yahoo.com or u can text me 201xxx6741. would love to hang out

 

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One Response to “The Landfill of Dating Websites: Why Euthanasia should be Legalized.”

  1. Where on earth did you find a pink garbage truck?