Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. We departed from The Olive Garden. Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part I)
Below is Part I of my version of date three with Mr. Lambo. He provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). Those notes are highlighted in blue. Enjoy! He picked me up (again, in the Eclipse) around 6:40 p.m. By that time, my red blood was well mixed […]
Online Dating Fails: Tell me the truth
11/30/2011 1:23:37 AM Subject Line: tell me the truth you do seem almost as awsome as me 12/12/2011 12:36:24 PM Subject Line: tell me the truth nice tan nice tan ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: Here’s the truth: You suck and I’m not writing back to you. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————-
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part I)
This is Mr. Lambo’s version of our third date. As usual, the pink “Editor’s Notes” are my commentary. I’m writing my own version, so I kept my notes brief. Once again I made the journey into the secluded realm to pick up Princess from “en la casa de ella.” She made her way outside, […]
Online Dating Fails: Toy Soldiers
Specimen: I have been staring at your picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let […]
Online Dating: A day in the online dating inbox (December 30, 2011)
Have you ever wondered what an online dating female’s inbox looks like on a given day? Wonder no more! These are the messages I received on December 30, 2011. Mind you, I’ve had a profile on this particular site for 10 months, which means that the number of messages has significantly dwindled because many users […]
Online Dating Fails: Five times the messages, five times the failure
11/29/2011 10:18:32 AM Subject Line: friends with benefits Hi, I’m Kyle. Check mine out and let me know what you think. Thanks 11/29/2011 11:14:49 AM Subject Line: 2nd try Hi, I’m Kyle. I like your profile and I think we would make a great match. Please check mine out and let me know what you […]