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Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 24 in Epic fails, Just Say No To Camping, Men, Nature, Online dating

For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites.   I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond.  Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me.  See below.   Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]

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Spiders, Spiders Everywhere!!! They Must Die.

The longstanding war against Al-Spida (rhymes with Al Qaeda) continues.  As you may recall, earlier this year, the leader, evil motherbugger bin spider, of this terrorist cell ambushed Princess MoMo.  Unfortunately, MoMo lost that battle.  For some time after the incident, MoMo was undisturbed by the eight-legged thugs.    As a result,  her spider alertness […]

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Princess MoMo on the Farm (abridged version – almost 30% shorter than the original)

  This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane).  Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey  to Martha’s Vineyard.   After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach to a first date would […]

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Princess MoMo on the Farm (Dates two and three with Mr. Plane)

  This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane).  Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey  to Martha’s Vineyard.  Epic. First. Date.  After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach […]

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A Piece of MoMo’s Mind: Why First Dates Involving Planes And Weekend Getaways Are Not A Good Idea. (Camping isn’t a good idea either.)

I recently went on the most outlandish of first dates in the extensive history of MoMo dating.   Dude showed up in a single engine aircraft and swooped me up to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend.   Fun times? Yes. Relaxing? Yes. Blog worthy? Abso-fucking-lutely.  Copacetic? No.  “Why not,” you may ask.  Or you may […]

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