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“Dear Fat People” Response

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 12 in Current Events, Facebook, Miscellaneous, MoMo's mind, MoMo's Musings

My two cents on the “Dear Fat People” video: 1. It wasn’t funny, but not because of the subject matter. It just wasn’t funny. I haven’t watched anything of hers that I found funny. She’s annoying and her videos make me feel epileptic. 2. This “I’m so offended, boy who cried bullying” epidemic needs to […]

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Facebook Stripped Me of My Name #MyNameIs

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 16 in Epic fails, Facebook

On my birthday, in the midst of thanking my Facebook friends for taking time out of their day to wish me a good one, my Facebook account was suspended.  Why?  Because, apparently, the Facebook overlords felt I was not using my “real name.”  I reviewed Facebook’s name policy, which reads, in pertinent part, as follows […]

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Mr. Mark Richerson – LinkedIn Scammer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 28 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Facebook, Miscellaneous, Scammers

A friend received a peculiar message on LinkedIn.   Through some internet research, she determined it was a scammer.  She then did what any rational person would do and referred the scammer to me. Below is the message he sent her: Her Response: Mark’s Reply: Within days, Mark requested that I add him to my network.  Gladly, […]

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Mr. Rx Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 18 in Dating, Facebook

Click here for Mr. Rx Part I. After exchanging several boring facebook messages with Mr. Rx, my coworker who was cupid-ing us urged him (at my request) to step up his game.   On June 21, Mr. Rx texted me.  Our initial texts read as follows: Mr. Rx: Hey it’s [Mr. Rx]. Let me know […]

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Mr. Rx Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 4 in Dating, Facebook, Grammar, Men, Texts

A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me.  Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know.  Actually, I do know.  He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated.  Essentially, he […]

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Don’t Want No Short Dick Man

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 16 in Epic fails, Facebook, Men
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I Hate Brandon Singer Part VII

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 2 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Facebook, Men, MoMo's Musings

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part V Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part VI Brief Recap of Parts I-VI: I met […]

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Trayvon Martin – Read this and voice your opinion on the comments

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 21 in Epic fails, Facebook, MoMo's mind, Princess MoMo Speak

Eli Jeff I’m really sick of the stupidity surrounding the Treyvon Martin case. He attacked a man, and was killed in self-defense. Period. Princess MoMo This status is stupid. Have you heard the 911 tapes? Eli Jeff I heard the tapes where innocent little treyvon was on top of zimmerman beating his ass. the witness statements are […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part V

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV    Synopsis: Seventy-eight minutes before the wedding was to start, Brandon Singer bailed as my date.  The “extenuating” circumstances? He’d boozed too hard […]

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Proposition 19 (defeated)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 6 in Facebook, Grammar, Men, MoMo's Musings

——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are REQUIRED.  Failure to do so will result in years of disenchantment and may cause an increase in heart rate, palpitations, sweating, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing, pallor, dizziness, weakness, shakiness, headache, apprehension, nervousness, anxiety and, in rare cases, death.  Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- I posted a status message during lunch today that read, “Omg! The […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part II

Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook.  Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall.   To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part I

Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC.  One billboard always caught my attention.  It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.”  Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about.  But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]

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Most Eligible Bachelor

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 27 in Epic fails, Facebook, Men, Online dating

You know, maybe I am too picky. With all of these wonderfully qualified, eligible bachelors that contact me on the interwebs, there is no other plausible explanation for the fact that I’m single. Oh wait, yes there is. The bachelors aren’t actually wonderfully qualified; they’re ridiculous (not in a good way). Today’s most eligible bachelor […]

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Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part II)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 7 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Facebook, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date.   We departed from The Olive Garden.  Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]

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Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version Part II)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 24 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Device, Facebook, Grammar, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Last we left off, Mr. Hyde had just transformed into Dr. Jekyll. The same specimen who hardly acknowledged my existence but moments before was now handing me a wife beater and a rose (odd combination, I know). While still in […]

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