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Tacky Ricky

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 15 in Epic fails, Online dating

RickyTickyTocky 11/15/2012 7:50:24 PM U know who the most beautifull girl in the world is ? Read the first word again . Princess_MoMo 11/15/2012 9:05:46 PM Consider changing your username on here to RickyTIckyTockyTacky.

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Keratin Kingdom

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 13 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Customer Service

Now this is the story all about how My flat iron plates flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I got a new one for my pretty long hair   With nappy-ass curls I was born and raised In front of the mirror […]

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Shut ‘Em Down

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 5 in Dating, Dating Advice, Epic fails, Online dating

Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites.  No one likes rejection.  But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure.  If they heed the warning, […]

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Swanson TV Dinner and Welch’s Grape Juice

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 5 in Epic fails, Online dating

One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again?  Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines.   See the message exchange below and then […]

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Hurricane Creepster

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 2 in Epic fails, Online dating

joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]

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Hurricane Creepster

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 2 in Epic fails, Online dating

joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]

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