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Mr. Super Annoyer – Six and a half years later

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 11 in Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Six and a half wretched YEARS ago, the specimen gods shat up Mr. Super Annoyer into my life. Aside from the party at which I met him, I willingly subjected myself to him once more.  That was all.  At the conclusion of that day, a day long ago, I explicitly stated to him that I was […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating

To avoid the drudgery of reading one lame-ass message after another in the cyber dating world, I very recently implemented a new rule.  The rule is that cyber suitors must write to me in rhyme.  My online dating profile is styled in the form of the theme song from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Here […]

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