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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Marty aka Lil Bitch

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 19 in Online dating

  Me: It’s cute how you initiated contact, now you say I’m too thin. Something else clearly lacking thickness is your little bitch skin. I kept it 100 and honest with you from the gate. In return, you’re mailing me insecurity-fueled hate. I’m flying nowhere; can’t board the plane; I’m the bomb. Now run along, […]

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Mr. Hong Kong in New York

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna).  Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part V (Farewell).    I […]

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The Easter Bunny

I recently made the error of relegating my eggs to solitary confinement in someone’s basket of hypocrisy, insecurity, and self-absorption.  Should I tell you how I really feel?  Ok.  So, I had posted a lovely, poetic piece about my initial encounters with Mr. Redcoat.  As is the case with many first encounters, Mr. Redcoat sent […]

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