RoboCop: I’m going to the gym.
Princess: Yeah, you used to be more jacked. You looked better that way. What happened?
RoboCop: I hurt my spine.
Princess: How?
RoboCop: I was doing 315 lbs. shoulder shrugs, competing against my buddy. We were basically having a dick measuring contest.
Princess: And you didn’t measure up, did you?
RoboCop: Nope.
Princess: And the only back you blew out was your own.
RoboCop: Yup.
Smh