Princess MoMo

Specimen’s opening message:

Subject line: The problem is no one thinks they suck

Creative profile, very concise :)

I think you’d be better off at a barnes & nobles than this site, but since you’re here I just wanted to say: hi lil mama, you mad fine

Princess MoMo’s response:

Hey big papi,
I’m glad you enjoyed the brevity of my profile. You’re absolutely right about
people lacking self awareness.

So is our first date taking place at the book store?

Specimen’s next message:

It’s as good a place as any. I work pretty close to you in Warren, we could meet for a coffee after work sometime if you’re up to it.

Any weekday except tmrw works for me, would love to meet a real life princess in person.

Princess MoMo:

I don’t work or live near Warren. I work in Princeton and live in Flemington.

Specimen:

Ohhh, with these gas prices that’s kind of a far drive for a soulmate. You don’t happen to drive a hybrid do you?

Princess MoMo:

Well, since I’m a princess, naturally I travel by flying unicorn. The problem is he gets jealous when I direct my attention at others, so I avoid bringing him on dates.

Specimen:

He can hang out with my hippogriff, they’ll have a blast.

I’d be willing to fly him down to Princeton if you’re up for it.

Princess MoMo:

Prior to the play date between our creatures, I will need to conduct a phone interview.

Specimen:

Fair

Give me a call tonight if you’d like: 732REDACTED

I should be home around 8:00

When Princess MoMo typed this specimen’s number into her device, she noticed that he was a pre-existing contact.  This baffled her.  She brought it to the specimen’s attention and asked if he had any recollection of prior communication.  He did not.   Unable to determine how his number made it into her device, Princess MoMo categorized it as an unsolved mystery.  A meeting between this specimen and MoMo is scheduled for Friday, June 17, 2011.