Princess MoMo

 This self-proclaimed Capo, a facebook random, has been on a diligent pursuit to unite MoMo (or Diva, as he refers to her) with Mafioso (or Capo/Don/Boss/Angel as he refers to him).  The negotiations are below:

June 2, 2011

Capo:

You look like a Diva/Angel, So so hot, I would to have dinner or cafe, what ever your heart wanted,

June 29, 2011

Capo:

Whats up Diva?

July 18, 2011

Capo:

I would get you anytable anybottle make anyone anywhere get on one knee and kiss your hand,, Your a Diva and need a Capo like me to have fun and make love to earth with,, haha Diva get at me,,

July 18, 2011

Capo:

Look sexy I need you to hit me up, your to good lookin and every Diva need a Don with her, we can take the earth on one big party then burn it down one day at a time,, haha Diva Diva get at me,, I was put here on earth to have you in my arm’s, Im your angel,,,

If I was that one you would never be with out that smile,,, So sexy,,

July 19, 2011

Capo:

Whats good Sexy,,, Whats the Princess doin, I feel like a slave for your thinkin, I would do anything to here your voice,, You got the Capo of the trie state going crazy for you, I would paint all the streets pinck for you, Im a Boss and everything around me is So sexy, A Princess/ Diva like you needs a man to hold the earth still when you run it and play,,

July 19, 2011

Capo:

For the love of God Can you say something? Shit I feel like a lil kid on B/Day waiting for a gift,,,,,

July 20, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Capo-

Thank you for taking time out of what must be a busy schedule for the “Capo of the trie state” to write to me.  I feel humbled.  Also, your persistence is commendable.  I have a couple of questions for you, but first, please read your MoMo Warning.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you on a blog of MoMo.  You have the right to speak to an attorney.  If you cannot afford an attorney, you’re shit out of luck.  Do you understand these rights as they have been presented to you?  If yes, please respond to the following questions.

 

1.      Is English your mother tongue?

2.      This dinner/café meeting you proposed, would it involve the consumption of gabagool?

3.      Of what exactly are you a Boss?

4.      Who appointed you as Capo?

5.      Is the “trie state” exclusively your territory, or do you share it with other Capos?

6.      What are your duties as Boss/Capo/Don/Angel?

7.      Are you employed in any capacity other than Boss/Capo/Don/Angel?

8.      Aside from murdering the English language, do you commit any other crimes?  It seems you have pyromaniacal tendencies based on your suggestion that we burn the earth down.  I will not be complicit in aiding and abetting any such scorched earth tactics. 

9.      What does holding the earth still entail? And would such holding occur while you’re burning it down? 

10.  Have you recently watched a Sopranos marathon?

11.  How do you intend to fund the purchase of enough “pinck” paint with which to color all of the streets?  Would you be painting the streets yourself or do you have babbos/minions for that sort of thing?

12.  Is “make love to earth with” a euphemism for fucking in the dirt?

13.  What are some examples of things around you that are “So sexy”?

 

Thank you once again for your time and I look forward to your response.  

July 20, 2011

Capo:

1. Italy & English 2. Dinner/ cafe of what ever you like, if it’s gabagool you want then thats what you get 3. Im a Boss of and export and inport Biss, 3. would have to ex in person legal 1st,, 4.that would be same as last, ha 5. its my play ground and some times I share, 6. Duties as a Capo Di Tuti Capi, is stay on top and make shore every one on the team is siting prity,, 7. Yes work with family with some Biss, 8.Ha no im true to self and could never hurt earth, haha 9. No no means ill hold it like you can do what ever you wanted with no prob or any one gettin in your way/time,, free to do whatever you like with no worry,, 10. No no sopranos they suck, They make the real look bad, 11. Ha I would just bye a paint company and make all the paint to do it, I would train monkey to paint and have them do it,, 12, It might be like that, it’s like getting some one you want so bad and there body is so sexy you just want to beat there body up like do it really dirty make the body always wanting more and more, Make the earth cum and the waves shack,, 13, Me my team, My clothes my walk my way when im anywhere doing anything, Tom Ford,, The power to stop the earth so you sexy can go play and make it sexy/pink for a Princess and for me to love the way you love it,,