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Online Dating Fail: Repeat Performer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 7 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hey there…I’m Steve. You are, by far, the most gorgeous woman on this website and I would like to talk with you and maybe get together sometime??

Princess MoMo: You wrote to me less than two weeks ago. Have you forgotten or are you trying to trick me?

Specimen: Trying to get you to answer my email and go out with me

Princess MoMo: I responded last time.

Specimen: I do not recall you responding to me.

Princess MoMo: With all due respect, this isn’t meant to be.

Specimen: How do you know its not meant to be? You havent even tried…anyway, Im not going to fight for you to love me, you just arent worth my love.

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