Online Dating: It’s all about the kitty kat…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 8 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: you have some nice new photos :-) Just thought I’d tell you that :-)

Princess MoMo: Thanks. You’ve written to me before. I remember because you have a very distinctive ****.

Specimen: Hahaha LOL!!! Yes I have :-)Very good memory… I just joined back on POF and seen you have some new pics, so i just thought i’d tell you you looked good in them..

May i ask what you mean when you say “I have a very distinctiver ****” What does **** Mean??? :-/

Princess MoMo: P*ssy. POF censored it.

[He has a Bengal cat which appears in several of his photographs on the site.]

Specimen: Hahahahaha Wow!!! you caught me off guard with that one
:-)
You like him??? I swear he’s the devil :-/ but he’s awesome :-) I dont regret getting him.. even what i paid for him :-/

How you been?? have you had any luck meeting anyone nice on here??

Specimen: really??? that’s it?? no response :-/

Princess MoMo: It hasn’t even been two hours since you sent your last message.

Specimen: Yea I know.. I was just bustin your chops… I have a dry sense of humor :-/ is that a bad thing??

Three days later:

Specimen: have you seen how bright the moon is tonight??

Thirteen days later:

Specimen: soooo, i’m gonna be in Flemtown later… you wanna meet for a drink??

Princess MoMo: I can’t tonight. I have some work to finish up. When is the next time?

Specimen: I can be there tomorrow :-)

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Analysis:  This guy isn’t bad looking.  Additionally, he’s geographically desirable.  Issues: He over-punctuates, uses emoticons and “LOL” too frequently (yes, I see he only used “LOL” once in this exchange – that is one too many times) and he’s a bit too over-anxious.   Forwardness is generally a positive attribute in my book, but he fails to capture my interest before stepping in with the “let’s meet” lines.

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