Princess MoMo

12:31 AM me: Hey

12:32 AM dilip: What’s up?

12:35 AM me: I’m at josephines

12:36 AM Thought I should tell you in the event that you show up

So that there is no awkward tension

12:37 AM dilip: What shuld I do then, all my frienmds are goin ther

me: Come

12:38 AM I will not bother you

dilip: Its not that, I don’t even want to come then

12:39 AM me: Why

12:40 AM I promise I will ignore u

Don’t alter behavior on account of me. We agreed on this

7 minutes

12:48 AM dilip: That’s not copacetic with me tho, that’s to soon for something I didn’t want yet. In a month it would be cool, just not right after u rejected me

12:49 AM me: I never rejected you mr copectic

Come see me

5 minutes

12:55 AM me: Yes or no

I would like to see you

12:56 AM dilip: U never respondedto my last attempt

12:57 AM Thot it was done

12:59 AM me: I am lost

Dunno what you mean

Come!

It’s a good time!

Miss you!

1:00 AM Fun times baby!!!

1:04 AM dilip: We will find out! On my way

1:05 AM me: K see ya soon

21 minutes

1:26 AM me: U not here?

dilip: Yeah rite up front

1:28 AM me: Where

1:29 AM dilip: Down at tables

Where’s anoosh?

18 minutes

1:48 AM me: Where did u go

1:49 AM dilip: Towards the front, ur wasted, just have fun babe

7 minutes

1:56 AM me: So you don’t want to see me

1:57 AM dilip: I did, u just laugjed at me tho

14 minutes

2:12 AM dilip: Y

16 minutes

2:28 AM me: hey baby

2:29 AM i can’t get into josephines

or othewise

you?

2:30 AM dilip: Weren’t u in jos?

me: yea but i was drunk so i left because i looked for you but i couldnt find you

2:31 AM so now i’m at ashleys talking to you

2:36 AM dilip: Ok…well u weren’t talking to me and u were just laughing at me, didn’t know if it was cuzza my hat that I brot as a prop for u

It covered my long ass hair tho!

14 minutes

2:50 AM me: hi

2:51 AM i need help

dilip: What’s wrong?

2:52 AM me: none of my phones are working…none of my phones are working and we’re trying to find them and i want to see you

2:53 AM so we’ve been looking for you but can’t find you and am drunk

2:54 AM dilip: I left, thot u did too? Aren’t u talkin to me on a phone?

2:55 AM me: i am on ashleys computer

i don’t know where her comp is

dilip: Well of course u can’t find me! I’m not at ashleys

me: …………………

phil

2:56 AM dilip: ? What?

me: stop playing reindeer games w me

get me

cuz i’m fucked up

and i need rescuing

cuz her boy iscoming

and i'[m stuck here

but you’re leaving me

2:57 AM dilip: Miguel?

me: manuel….lol

dilip: I’m out in va

Same thing lol

me: that’s fucking bullshit

sh’es waiting out for biguel

and i’m here waiting for giguel

miguel

whateverf

2:58 AM you fucking suck

you’ve sucked since then

you don’t give a cock picking fuck since me

surprise sprise

wow………………

yea thanks for the trash………………….

3:00 AM dilip: Biguel and giguel is so much funnier than miguel

I do care tho and I thot I expressed that to u

me: ok i’m leaving now. i’m going to her place.

to my place

dilip: What trash did I five u?

Give

me: ]i don’t know what this means

phil

3:01 AM PJIL:SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

WTF

this isn’t making sense

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffff

dilip: I don’t know

3:03 AM me: i don’t know what tha tmeans

i’m stuck here

3:05 AM hey

phil

what’s up

now i need you

3:06 AM PHIL

wtf

3:08 AM dilip: I dunno what to do?

3:09 AM me: yea

me neither

wtf

you have no clue

can’t you call one?

3:10 AM dilip: Call one what?

3:11 AM me: WHAT?

phil

what is going one over there

3:12 AM arg

can you rescue me from ashley’s

3:13 AM dilip: Nothin, bout to head home, not for a minute

me: what does that mean

i’m here at her place

trying to escape

cuz she has work in the morn

and i thought my phone was phoive]

3:14 AM dilip: I am figurin it out

Phoive?

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou

except the tyhping isn’t making sense

3:15 AM and your number

i can dial pad it

better than this shit

give me nubmers

3:16 AM PHIL

i AM COLD

3:17 AM dilip: Hang on babe

me: i am dying

3:18 AM ashley cannot take this anymore

she stabbed me

dilip: What?

me: phil please ashley is going somewhere else

3:19 AM im going home

what is your number so i can come ober

over

dilip: I’m in ffx

Leavins

Soon

me: what does that mean

3:20 AM dilip: Leaving soon

me: from where

3:21 AM dilip: Fairfax

me: are you coming to my place to get me?

how long will that be>?

ok i am lost phil

3:24 AM dilip: 35 mins

me: ok phil

i’m having issues

dilip: What?

me: the issues is where the fuck are my devices

dilip: U lost them?

me: i know my sidekick is home

3:25 AM can you call ashley’s number

XXX

XXX

XXX*

XXXX

3:26 AM so i can find my device

dilip: Put it on one line so I can call it

I can’t memorize it

me: REDACTED-REDACTED-REDACTED