Specimen: I want you to know that you’ve captured my interests. I’m intrigued to know what’s on your mind. If the feeling is mutual, then I’d be happy to engage with you in conversation. Let me know your thoughts.
Analysis: This message is short and to the point. It may even be a cut/pasted message. Nevertheless, it’s good. I didn’t respond, though, because a review of his profile led me to the conclusion that we would not be a good match. On a superficial level, he’s covered in tattoos and facial piercings. A few tattoos and/or piercings, especially in discreet places, are fine. However, human canvases aren’t for me. On a deeper level but along the same lines, he describes himself as the “artsy” type. To me, that translates into hippie liberal. Double whammy.
Is an eight ball tattooed onto the tip of your penis discreet?
as a copy and paste master …. this is def a copy n paste …. but it is a quality copy and paste …. side note … google is impressive i searched the message in quoted text and the only link available is to …. princessmomo.com from 4 min ago !
It’s not the typical generic bullshit copy/paste. He gets points for that, though not enough points to earn a response.
Jacob’s ladder?
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I was thinking you would date a guy with discreet tattoos or piercings. So you’d date a guy with the aforementioned eight ball or Jacob’s ladder piercing.
or rather tattoos or piercings in discreet places.
I don’t know what Jacob’s ladder is. I’m guessing multiple bar bells below the belt?
Yes.
Ok. I didn’t know that existed. When I mentioned discreet piercings, that wasn’t on my radar.
Bleep. Bleep. Bleep.
That’s the sound of you deleting my first post. Not the radar…your radar would probably sound more like an airhorn.
No, I don’t censor much on facebook. You educated me on a new term.
A prince edward is on the head.
Gotta watch out for those.
Why those names?
whoops albert
Prince Albert
I’m not sure why, you’d have to look it up. Jacob’s ladder looks like a ladder.
If you could run a cost benefit analysis on those for me I’d appreciate it.
A cost/benefit analysis on the piercings?
Yes, if you could have a benefit analysis report on the piercings to me by next Monday. I consider the costs to be exorbitant as of now, until I hear testimony otherwise.
Costs:
-Pain
-Price of the piercings, jewelry, cleaning products
-Potential infections or other worse physical complications (and costs associated therewith)
-Grossing out certain girls (e.g., me)
-Potential issues with prophylactics
Benefits:
-Some girls may find it pleasurable and/or appealing (No female has reported this to me, but I suppose some women are into it?)
-Aesthetic appeal (very subjective)
From my point of view, unless someone is engaged in some sort of “alternate lifestyle,” the costs far out weight the benefits.
Thank you for your prompt response. Now I feel you should make an addendum to your “peircing’s in discreet” places. I’m not into piercings, but the eight ball on the head of my penis I think would sound rather intriguing.
I find it amusing to interject, “Let’s see what the ‘Magic Eight Ball’ has to say.”
Do you really have that tattoo?