Specimen: text or call me beautiful.570REDACTED frankie
lets go out for dinner/drinks tonight//
hope u like sexy tanned italian men… causae u gotta date with one tonight..lol call or text me asap
ciao bella
frank
Analysis: Okay. This is the worst kind of guy on dating sites. You may be surprised at the pervasiveness of self-proclaimed “sexy tanned italian men.” Yes, I’m from New Jersey. No, I’m not obsessed with guidos. In fact, if they ceased to exist, I would not be at a loss. Needless to say, there will be no date with this character, despite his tan and Italian-ness.
His PA area code suggests he’s even more of a douche by being from out there and thinking he’s some fist pumping Jersey Shore guido. FAIL