Princess MoMo

Background: The beginning of his introductory message is largely based off of my online dating profile.  If you haven’t read it, click here.

12/12/11

Mr. Lamborghini: So first let’s get the basics out of the way.
Part 1 test:

You’re
There’s
Than
Here

Hopefully I got at least 3 of the 4 correct. Now Part 2:

A. Yes
B. Yes
C. Yes
D. Never and none
E. 6’0 – 6’1 depending on time of day
F. I currently have a Secret Government clearance, and continually get random urinalysis testing
G. Who needs street walkers when you drive a lamborghini?
H. I am guilty here only because I promote cage fights and the local strip club (Platinum Plus) is one of our largest sponsors. Now I don’t go there to “chill” or try to pick up a stripper, however, I have held business meetings there and check in monthly with the management.
I. I don’t fish or hunt

So now that all your basic questions have been answered I hope you can take 5 minutes to get to know me. Here’s the real me. I’m single, never been married or engaged, no kids and not sure what a real relationship feels like. My ex and I were together technically 6 years however, she was the VP of a bank in NC and worked during the day and I was on active duty in the Air Force. (she’s the one in the black dress). We really only spent weekends together and when I decided to move back here to PA, she stayed in NC. Since then I dated once and it was different. She was almost 10 years younger than me and we had next to nothing in common except the fact we both loved to travel and watch cage fights. The reason why I said all that was to set the stage. I’m not getting any younger and over the past 2 years, I have done nothing really but work. I own several businesses that take up lots of time. When I’m free I volunteer at local food banks, CAP, and teach boxing at a local gym. Now it’s time I start to look to settle down. I own a house in NC, condo in Vegas and a rental house here in PA. I do have a lamborghini that I bought as a mid-life crisis gift for myself. Most people jump to conclusions, but I’m just living my life. So after reading all this, take a look at my pics and let me know what you think. I obviously took 5 minutes to read yours and answer your questions. Even if you’re not interested I hope you acknowledge with a “no thanks”.

Have a great week

Princess MoMo: Why would you post a picture of you and your ex on a dating site?

Mr. Lamborghini: I thought it was a good picture of me. I’m not one for pics by myself except if I’m out at an event. I normally only wear a suit to my cage fights, CD release parties and fancy dinners.

Princess MoMo: You’re 29?

Mr. Lamborghini: 30. For some reason it never changed on my bday.

Princess MoMo: Ok. How would you like to proceed?

Mr. Lamborghini: There is a lot to learn about each of us. I’m hoping over time through messages and eventually texts we get a better feeling for each other. I want you to know that I’m truly interested in you and not anything else.

So, what’s something unique about you besides the fact you addressed yourself as CEO :)

Princess MoMo: I prefer speaking and listening as the mode of communication to get to know one another. Your thoughts?

Mr. Lamborghini: Sounds good to me. I’m new to online dating so I’m unsure when the appropriate time is to ask for someone’s number. I’m free to talk anytime so if you want to call my number is 919REDACTED or you could send me yours.

Princess MoMo: I will call you this evening.

Mr. Lamborghini: I’ll be in the gym from 6-7:30pm. I teach boxing then go for a 2 mile run. If you can please call after that. Thanks

Analysis: He writes well, which is obviously a quality I look for in my specimens.   But, his selection of pictures on his dating profile was suspect.  Most of his photos included scantily clad women.  It was a turn off.  I’m not interested in a guy who is constantly surrounded by temptation.   But, I thought I’d roll the dice and give him a chance.

To be continued…

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Related Posts: 

Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date.
Click here for Part II of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date.
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date.

Click here for Part II of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date.