Thirty-nine out of 40 times, I will respond to the online dating HATERs in the manners I prescribed in my post devoted to the topic of these HATERs. The other one out of 40 times, I will foolishly heed to my guilty pleasure of ripping into these douchers.
Doucher: U should realy get over urself , u r 1 of the most shallow girls on here or is it hear … No wonder ur single .. Whem I seen ur pic or your pic I thought she’s pretty , after reading ur profile I felt sick.. U might now sum vocabulary , but what do u know about life ?? Life is not about how gud u spell or how many words u now .. I bet any1 u hook up with will cheat lol get a life u have way 2 much time on ur hands .. If u can not or can’t comprehend I know 2 more idiomas sparty pants
MoMo: You know what made me sick? Reading your message, which looks like it was written by a six year old (and a dumb one, at that). It reminded me of why, as ridiculous as it may seem, I incorporated a grammar quiz into my profile. The purpose was to weed out people like you from contacting me. In sum, you think I’m pretentious based on the
narrative in my profile; I think you’re retarded based on the ramblings in your message.
At least your sense of sight wasn’t violated by my photos (based on your admission that I’m pretty). Unfortunately, you’re as much of an eyesore as you are a mental one.
In closing, the biggest misfortune about your existence is that there’s the potential for you to procreate, thereby further devolving the human species.
Doucher: Ur just another pretty girl sum1 got tried og banging . N I c why .. Im an Electrican I make 65 an hour im in the union I have my own home n propery in Florida .. How much u make ??? I thought so … U dont have half of the education I have … Did u c the beemer BMW LMAO ho
MoMo: You’re overwhelming stupid. Your illogical comments have no basis in reality. I don’t see why you’re framing this as a competition between us. Rest assured, I would kick your ass in that competition (whether it be in earnings, savings, earning potential, education, or tangible/intangible assets). Regarding your vehicle, nobody of substance cares about a car if the driver is an incompetent.
Doucher: Looking @ ur pics , I take it back not pretty .. 2 skinny , u got a gut n u look like Olive Oil
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