Princess MoMo

ksavage 4/4/2012 9:57:52 PM Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say hello. My name is John. Would you like to chat a little bit?

ksavage 4/30/2012 10:03:27 PM You are funny as hell. I must say that I was cracking up while I was reading your story. You are very creative, but not as creative as me. How about that??? So it seems like you are the total package. It just so happens that I am too. So I am not going to waste my time and kiss your ass. If you are interested in some laughs and a fun, get back to me. Do you drink from the carton or do you use a glass. I bet that you just chug straight from the carton. Don’t lie!!!

Princess_MoMo 4/30/2012 10:22:04 PM Thanks. I do think more ass kissing is in order.

Analysis: You see what happened here? The second time around, he actually took the time to read my profile. Observantly, he found the humor in my narrative and incorporated his amusement into a personally tailored message. It is really quite simple, but few cyber specimens take the time to read profiles and personalize messages to female specimens. This is not to say that KSavage or whateverf wrote a superb message, but it is better than most of electronic trash transmitted on dating websites.  I enjoy that he’s playing up his greatness.  The higher they climb on their imaginary ladders of awesomeness, the further down they fall when the truth comes out.