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Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 16 in Epic fails, Grammar, Online dating

 

njstud

6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM
hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect..

yours trully stephen

njstud

7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM
hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have a room in queens Sunday if you want to have let me know

 

Analysis: The message sender below is a triple threat.  First, his grammar usage and spelling abilities are impaired.  Second, he messaged more than once with receiving a response and without saying anything warranting response.  Third, it sounds like he and his friends want to run a train in this supposed room in Queens.  So, I will not be letting him know if I “want to have,” because I want to not have.

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room”

  1. Ben Rifkin says:

    I recommend the “want to not have” choice as well. “Come visit me! I have a hotel room!”