For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites. I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond. Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me. See below.
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Lovetofish5204
10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM
Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and I hope I am the one that stands out today. Well let me start by saying I love the outdoors like skiing and camping also live the beach. I love to cuddle well let’s save the rest for when u message me back. Talk to u soon :-)
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Princess_MoMo
10/24/2012 9:35:49 PM
What would lead you to believe or even hope that your message stands out among the landfill of trash on here? Did you expect I would be floored by your love of the outdoors? For one, I have never been skiing. Two, I HATE camping. I believe it is an uncivilized activity. The beach is okay. You love to cuddle? How heart warming; my inner essence is melting. I’m glad you’ve decided to save the rest for later because I may have been too overwhelmed if you provided any information of substance.
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