One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again? Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines. See the message exchange below and then check out this exchange: Online Dating Fails: Toy Soldiers
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athleticfella4444
11/5/2012 8:08:52 PM
Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear “I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it” and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch’s grape juice. |
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Princess_MoMo
11/5/2012 8:31:37 PM
I see you’ve been rummaging through the recycling bin. I just wanted to say that I don’t know where you specimens find your unoriginal pickup lines, but I’m onto you. The swanson dinner/welch’s grape nonsense is played out.
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