Online Dating Fails: Benefactor

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 23 in Men, Online dating

Guy: I would consider you in any capacity you had you had in mind, desired, wanted….

Princess: What are my options?

Guy: Seriously, your options are entirely up to you.

Princess: I need a menu from which to select.

Guy: For starters:

1. Benefactor of some negotiable persuasion

2. Dating

Princess: Please elaborate on point one. I’m already familiar with the parameters of point two.

Guy: Well, for point one my default suggestion is a once weekly affair with a man who gives you all you need and want financially.

I admit that if this is not quite perfect for you that there are still seemingly endless alternative possibilities.

 

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