If you’ve read Princess MoMo’s 3-day Rule exposé, you are familiar with the “ADAM” male prototype. I recently had the drab experience of speaking to an ADAM, whose name coincidentally is Adam! Below are the messages:
Adam: Christ you’re intimidating. I have no GI conditions whatsoever, but I’m not going to complete your quiz. There’s a point where I’ve gotta draw the line. However, I’d like you to look at my profile and decide if anything interests you.
Princess: Are you a science professor?
Also, I am inclined to believe that I’m more candid than you are. There’s a typo in that sentence of your profile btw.
Adam: I’m a pharmacology professor. You can’t possibly be more candid than I am. Where’s the typo? Thanks in advance for your assistance.
Princess: “that is more candid that me”
The second ‘that’ should be ‘than.’
I have never met anyone more candid than I.
Adam: I owe you for that! So, how do you like NJ?
Princess: It’s extremely boring and having to drive everywhere is no cup of tea. But I have no intentions of relocating, so I deal. Why do you think I’m intimidating?
Adam: Well, I have to say I’ve never seen a profile with so many demands. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that by describing your desires in detail you will weed out some undesirables, and hopefully attract some desirables. All I am saying is it took me by surprise, not a bad thing really. So where do you drive to in order to fight your boredom?
Princess: DC sometimes. But usually Hoboken or whatever other random place my friends invite me to. To where do you venture?
Adam: I’m satisfied enough with the local places here; however, I’ve just recently started thinking a lot about my travel, or lack thereof. I’m starting to gain an interest in seeing foreign places. I’ve only been to Mexico, Canada, and Jamaica, but I really want to venture east. I generally get a long well with other cultures, or at least scientists from other cultures ;) I go to internationally attended meetings, but that’s for the AAPS (American Association of Pharmaceutical Scientists), so it’s only in the states. I’ve lived in Charleston, SC, visited San Diego, San Antonio, Atlanta, and Seattle. I love San Diego. Anyway, around here I venture to the woodlands inn and resort, which has very good bands playing cool dance music, and sometimes the local casino, not to gamble, but to go to some of the bars. In all honesty, I havent been going out much to bars lately. I guess it gets old, when all your friends are married and occupied with other things.
Princess: Honestly, that message was incredibly boring. I was considering not responding at all, but given that we had
the candidness discussion earlier, I figured I’d put it out there.
Adam: Jeez, how do I respond to that? Why don’t you tell me where you have been in you life?
Adam: So that’s it? You have already given up on me? Could have been such a good connection
Princess: I require a certain level of entertainment. I try to provide the same. If you want to chat on the phone, we can do that and see if the entertainment factor is enhanced.
Adam: Ha, so there we have it. A fair chance! If I put you to sleep so be it. Oh, and I require a little bit of human in my future partner (i.e., non robot). What’s your number?
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Adam called me and bored me. At the conclusion of the call he said, “If this is the end of it, I understand.” Yes, the beginning and the end.
Very enjoyable!