Princess MoMo

Apparently, I should have started this blog 15 years ago. I came across a message to a 2005 specimen regarding another specimen that I met in October 2005. Here’s the message:

Subject line: weird text messages
i hope you’re having fun in PA with your jewish festivities. i have a story for you regarding weird text messages and other strange events.

so i’m walking to class today bright and early at 3:16 in the afternoon…lo and behold i get a text message. so i flip open the phone and it’s from a weird #. the message reads: “hey MoMo. this is eric from beer pong.”

now this struck me as odd because i had mentioned him to you but i didnt at all remember giving him my #. so i called up mr. beer pong and left him a voicemail.

then i went out to dinner with another dude…then more class….came back to my house and my bed and next thing i know my phone is ringing. it was some dumbass guy. while on the phone with dumbass guy, eric beer pong (as he is conveniently stored in my phone) calls.

i said to eric that i didnt at all remember giving him my number. he says yeah that’s because you didnt. i was like hmmmz… he said a the guy he was playing beer pong with gave it to him…which was chris.

i thought that was kinda shady. A. eric should not ask other people for my #. B. other people should not give out my # without my consent.

okay that’s all. just wanted to share that story with you and couldnt wait until you got back to tell you because i’ll probably forget and who knows what else will happen in the 2 more days that you’re going to be gone.

oh yeah and i forgot to mention that it’s not even like chris and eric are friends. they recruited eric from the bars!!! so they didnt even know this fucker yet decided it was ok to have shady mcshady call MoMo. fucked up.