Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV Synopsis: Seventy-eight minutes before the wedding was to start, Brandon Singer bailed as my date. The “extenuating” circumstances? He’d boozed too hard […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV
Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Overview: One named Brandon Singer informed me one hour and 18 minutes before a wedding that he would not be able to accompany me as my date. Why? Because he’s […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part III
Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Quick Recap: Brandon Singer agreed to be my date for a wedding, but Brandon Singer did not uphold his end of the bargain. Instead, he went out the night before the wedding, got shitfaced, potentially smashed his nose and […]
PMS: The Cheese Stands Alone
Background I mostly deal with the male gender. A vast majority of my friends are men. My only sibling is y-chromosomed. And, most of the humans with whom I work closely are of that persuasion as well. Throughout my experiences, I’ve discovered that men don’t understand women, particularly their mood swings. Men: You don’t […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part II
Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook. Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall. To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part I
Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC. One billboard always caught my attention. It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.” Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about. But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]
Ironing the Floor
I woke up possessed by a cleaning demon. Unable to exorcise it, I began to unclutter my sleeping chambers. During that process, I laundered several articles, including clothing, my pink sheets and zebra pillow cases, my blanket and (this is where the trouble began) the two little area rugs that sit outside of my bathroom […]
Oral Kingdom Cleaning
In order to fully grasp the terminology in this post, you must familiarize yourself with the first in the series of Princess MoMo’s Dentist Adventures. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- My six month oral kingdom cleaning was scheduled for November 2011. A series of events postponed this appointment. First, the dentist’s automated appointment confirmation system did not contact me in November. […]
Mr. Lamborghini’s Lambo
I requested verification of Mr. Lambo’s Lamborghini ownership. He picture texted me the photograph below, depicting the Lambo and the Eclipse. Obviously, a copy of the title would serve as better proof, but I can only work with what I’m given for now. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Related Posts: […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. We departed from The Olive Garden. Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part I)
Below is Part I of my version of date three with Mr. Lambo. He provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). Those notes are highlighted in blue. Enjoy! He picked me up (again, in the Eclipse) around 6:40 p.m. By that time, my red blood was well mixed […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part I)
This is Mr. Lambo’s version of our third date. As usual, the pink “Editor’s Notes” are my commentary. I’m writing my own version, so I kept my notes brief. Once again I made the journey into the secluded realm to pick up Princess from “en la casa de ella.” She made her way outside, […]
The End of Mr. Lambo (False Alarm)
After the release of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of our second date with my charming Editor’s Notes, Mr. Lambo gave me what I perceived as the silent treatment. Initially, I figured he was toning down the amount of contact because I had expressed that the excessive communication was making me feel smothered. I sent him a facebook message […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – MoMo’s Version)
This time, Mr. Lambo provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). See, we switch things up here at princessmomo.com to keep your asses entertained. You’re welcome. The purpose of our second encounter was supposed to be business related. On date one, I had mentioned an idea I had to him. […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Background: Ever prolific Mr. Lambo is at it again. Below is his narrative leading up to and including our second date. The pink Editor’s Notes are courtesy of yours truly. Over the next few days we kept in contact. It became the norm for Princess to call me every morning on her way to […]