5:30 a.m. – Princess MoMo awoke because her auditory system was accosted by one of the most wretched of sounds. No, it was not that of her alarm. Nor was it cannons blasting outside of her castle. It was birds, birds, birds, birds, birds, birds, birds. MoMo reluctantly left the comfort of her bed […]
T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise….
On February 11, 2011, Princess MoMo marched into a T-Mobile store located in North Jersey in an effort to obtain a functional new device. Prior to this trip to the physical device store, she had ordered one from T-Mobile’s telephonic customer service people. The device she received from them was flawed. She shipped back the […]
Princess MoMo is terrorized
I recruited a brother from the same mother to accompany me on a trip to Party City. My objective was to acquire some props and décor for an upcoming Princess MoMo-hosted social gathering. I grabbed the keys to my motor vehicle, but my brother decided that he would drive. I danced my way to his […]
Adventures at the Dentist: An intruder trespasses upon the oral kingdom
In order to fully grasp the terminology in this post, you must familiarize yourself with the first in the series of Princess MoMo’s Dentist Adventures. Every six months, I grant permission to a certain individual and his minions to enter into my oral kingdom for purposes of cleaning the peasants and their homes. I store […]
Adventures at the Dentist
Background: In March of 2010, there was an uprising in my mouth. The culprit: A rebellious wisdom tooth. The solution: The uprising was quelled through the removal of wisdom in tooth form. After that visit to the dentist, I friended said dentist on facebook (because at the time, I thought I was attracted to him […]