I love McDonald’s. In particular, I love the new Buffalo Ranch McChicken sandwich. There’s just something about buffalo sauce that delights my oral kingdom. Once upon a time (around November or December of 2013), I was driving home from the mall when the urge to order one of these delectable sandwiches struck me. Luckily, there […]
Banzai Hibachi (Hamilton, NJ)
I recently visited Banzai, a Japanese restaurant in Hamilton, NJ, with a bunch of friends. The experience was less than stellar. Below is the review I left on Yelp: It is unfortunate that the lowest rating available is 1 star. I would much prefer to rate Banzai 5 x’s. The hibachi is the epitome […]
Keratin Kingdom
Now this is the story all about how My flat iron plates flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I got a new one for my pretty long hair With nappy-ass curls I was born and raised In front of the mirror […]
T-Mobile Sucks Balls (hairy, diseased ones)
I’ve written about T-Mobiles suckage before and don’t be surprised if I do it again. Today’s frustration was recorded (by me) for quality assurance. I am not assured. Click here for the sound file. Related Posts: T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise…. T-Mobile SUCKS DICK The Breakup
The Breakup
We had been together six long years. The union began in 2006 when I was just a college girl. I was young and unassuming then, blinded by material things and the prospect of having a Sidekick. I wasn’t quite ready to break things off with the previous one though. For some time, I […]
T-Mobile SUCKS DICK
T-Mobile Asshole: Our engineers say that coverage in your area is limited because of the terrain, buildings and foliage. Me: So are you suggesting I move to an open field? T-Mobile Asshole: That would definitely help to increase the signal strength. Me: Does that seem like a reasonable solution to you? I should move to […]
T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise….
On February 11, 2011, Princess MoMo marched into a T-Mobile store located in North Jersey in an effort to obtain a functional new device. Prior to this trip to the physical device store, she had ordered one from T-Mobile’s telephonic customer service people. The device she received from them was flawed. She shipped back the […]
66 minute conversation with Century Link Incompetents; transcribed while conducted so excuse typos.
Century Link: Hello. Thanks for calling Century Link. Me: Hello. Let me walk you through my day today. Centuraly Link: Ok Me: I woke up this morning and showered. I then clothed myself in professional attire. You know why? Century Link: Why? Me: Because I anticipated going to work today. But that didn’t happen. You […]
Online Customer Service
Online chat customer service is awesome. Here’s an exert from a convo with at&t wireless: Keyon: Ok, All of our wonderful plans are separate, We have the Unlimited voice plan for $69.99. We also have Unlimited Messaging for $20.00. And we have the DataPro 2GB for Blackberry’s for $25.00. Princess: that doesn’t sound so wonderful […]
The “calm” before the storm – Century Link
The status messages preceding the conversation with Century Link: April 13, 2011 8:43 am: Waiting out with bated breath from 8-1 on the Century Link wizards to resolve the technology issues at my residence. If I don’t post again before 1, I’ve suffocated. 10:19 am: The time is now 10:19 a.m. Do you know where your Century […]