Sometime ago, I broke down the online dating haters into four categories. Can you identify which category this one falls into? (Click here for the “HATERs” post.) Hater: You are nuts what maters is you are able to make a connection on a computer and talking and meeting not the grammer bullsh*tyou have great legs […]
Online Dating: A day in the online dating inbox (December 30, 2011)
Have you ever wondered what an online dating female’s inbox looks like on a given day? Wonder no more! These are the messages I received on December 30, 2011. Mind you, I’ve had a profile on this particular site for 10 months, which means that the number of messages has significantly dwindled because many users […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner
A blog reader and now cyber friend has been reporting her dating ongoings to me. Initially, she started with an interesting mission: 30 dates in 30 days. I did not get reports on each of the guys, though. When she told me of her idea, I expressed my skepticism and asked a series of questions. […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Last we left off, Mr. Hyde had just transformed into Dr. Jekyll. The same specimen who hardly acknowledged my existence but moments before was now handing me a wife beater and a rose (odd combination, I know). While still in […]
Online Dating Exchange: Mr. Lamborghini
Background: The beginning of his introductory message is largely based off of my online dating profile. If you haven’t read it, click here. 12/12/11 Mr. Lamborghini: So first let’s get the basics out of the way. Part 1 test: You’re There’s Than Here Hopefully I got at least 3 of the 4 correct. Now Part […]
Online Dating Exchange: Mr. Doctor (or Dr. Doctor?) Part II
Click here for Mr. Doctor Part I Princess MoMo: You give up quite easily. Mr. Doctor: I definitely do. But, in my defense I figured I had failed your test and I was destined to be yet another victim on your blog subjected to sarcastic degradation. It’s perfect material – an arrogant jerk boasting of […]
Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis
Background: I receive fairly interesting communications on a daily basis. This time, an individual I knew from middle school (and maybe high school?) sent me a facebook friend request accompanied by a message. Below is the exchange. Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis: hey u remember me? Princess MoMo: Yes. Mandy’s cousin? Mr. Francis the Praying […]
Online Dating Fails: See, Saw, Seen
Specimen: Hellooo!!! How are you? I was looking through your profile and liked what I seen …. My name is Eric. Hit me back if ya want to get to know me! Analysis: saw*
Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe
Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year. His name: Mother Fucking Joe. Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices. We […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 3
Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2 Mr. Riddles: Emily Blunt, Let’s get something straight: I said from the beginning that I only messaged you to prove that all guys aren’t idiots. Also, my claims are not unsubstantiated because I failed to answer your futile attempt at weeding […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 2
For this post to make optimal sense, read Part 1 first. Mr. Riddles Quizmaster, I admit, I am not happy with myself for getting that answer wrong, however, I did correctly state the order of operations… I just didn’t listen to myself. I hate to admit that you impressed me in anyway. Therefore, I […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles
Mr. Riddes: 1. You’re… because you are using the contraction for you are… not your as in possessing the thought of you being nuts? … that wouldn’t make sense although it is comical. 2. There’s … again contraction for ‘there is’ because… there is a method to your madness even though I haven’t figured it […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight: Hi my name is Paul I saw your profile and really liked it. I am 38 year old who is family oriented, educated, and fun to be around. I have Blondish hair blue eyes 5ft10 clean cut attorney. I am charming and funny. I am seeking a lady who is down to earth, […]
Guest Submission (Online Dating Fails) + MoMo Analysis
Today’s online dating fail is courtesy of a friend of mine. She received the message below on PlentyofFish: hello my name is erik and i am 33 and a christain how about you u single have kids u drive i live in sicklerville with my mom and step dad i hope thats ok with you […]
Online Dating Fails: Favor
Specimen: Subject line: can you do me a favor? ? I really need a favor if you can help me that would be great. by the way what are you up to these days MoMo: Who is this? What’s the favor? Specimen: can I tear you up tonight MoMo: Only if you […]