what a beautiful eyes you have gorgeous ;) would you grab a drink with me? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:04pm Are you going to come to NJ for that drink? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:05pm yes i am , thank you for your reply Dec 10, 2012 – 8:23pm Ok. When? Dec 10, 2012 – […]
Mr. 24
So, after being in a de facto relationship for six or seven months, my first date was with Mr. 24. (The aptronym is obviously based on his age.) I figured, why not try the younger specimen thing? We exchanged a few messages on the stupid dating site and then he suggested we meet for dinner. […]
Mr. Super Annoyer
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Outdoor Lover
For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites. I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond. Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me. See below. Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]
The Super Annoyer Saga Continues
To fully grasp the level of annoyance we’re dealing with here, please read the following posts: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!! Just when I thought the Super Annoyer had filled his annoyance […]
Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!
On this episode of the Young and the Relentless, Mr. Super Annoyer strikes yet again. To read about his previous strikes click on the following links: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer TheBestNothingLess 10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM I […]
Super Annoyer
There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one. The specimen is known as the super annoyer. The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints. So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach. Well, the […]
Mr. Rx Part IV (Date One – Mr. Rx’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here For Mr. Rx Part III Introduction: Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide my specimens the opportunity to share their own renditions of our dates. Below is Mr. Rx’s summary of date one. Beware, it is laden […]
Mr. Rx Part I
A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me. Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know. Actually, I do know. He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated. Essentially, he […]
Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger
This specimen has fallen off of his rocker and is now stumbling downhill. In order to understand the long history and background, read these linked posts first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million everythingheisnt 6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM what do I have […]
Mr. Giggle Part 2
Click here for Mr. Giggle Part 1. Brief synopsis: After more than two specimen-less months, I decided to get off of the bench and back into the game. But was my date on the wrong team? That is what I was left believing after observing, among other things, his mannerisms, his giggling, and […]
Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying. This guy falls into the latter category. Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off? My initial approach […]
Self-rejection saves me time
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]
Online Dating: Maybe this one doesn’t suck; it’s too early to tell.
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town. Yet much to his dismay Was […]