MoMo: how are the men? Jen: men? Where? haha MoMo: haha tell me about it… Jen: I managed to hook up with my friend’s brother, the best man at his wedding which was just great I’m such a cliche haha He was really my ideal kind of guy and we emailed for a few weeks but he lives […]
A comment from Princess MoMo’s friend re: MoMo’s online dating
“It pains me to see you on online dating sites. Seriously if pretty girls join them then where are average or unfortunate looking girls going to find boyfriends? Certainly not in the real world as pretty girls dominate the market there too. It just isn’t fair to them; nor to you when you have to deal […]
People Who Stalk MoMo’s Friends
While attending a first grade parents-only event, a silly specimen made advances on Princess MoMo’s friend Vanessa via bar napkin. Below is a picture of the vehicle of flirtation. Mike the dreamer didn’t stop there. Subsequent to his intro by napkin, with which Vanessa should have used to wipe her hands clean of him, […]
Conversation with Former Specimen RoboCop
RoboCop: I’m going to the gym. Princess: Yeah, you used to be more jacked. You looked better that way. What happened? RoboCop: I hurt my spine. Princess: How? RoboCop: I was doing 315 lbs. shoulder shrugs, competing against my buddy. We were basically having a dick measuring contest. Princess: And you didn’t measure up, did […]
Conversation re: NJ vs. PA pronunciation of ‘comfortable’
Princess (to NJ friend): Pronounce ‘comfortable.’ Male NJ Friend: Comfortable. Princess: Yes. Exactly. A PA guy and I were debating the pronunciation. I argued that our way has less syllables and is better. According to dictionary.com though, we’re both correct. But he was trying to tell me that our way is wrong because of […]
Gchat: Evil Female Specimen Ploys
April 4, 2011 me: he apologized for the “inconvenience” did your girl do the same? Inar: yes me: she did? Inar: at least…but it didnt leave me satisfied yes me: haha hilarious sorry ass saturday hook ups Inar: i know i mean i thought maybe i was just drunk sat night but then we tried […]
Dating Advice from Princess MoMo’s Friend
Subject: My Opinion On MoMo-pinion Ordinarily, I am cultured enough to know that relaying the following sentiments to you would be uncouth since they strictly pertain to your life. However, since a) you have so generously (and humorously) opened up your dating vault for me to enjoy and b) you’re savvy enough to dig my musings, […]
How Princess MoMo and Red-Headed Blog Wizard Shifty Met
While Princess MoMo is the content master of this blog, the technical wizardry is handled by computer guru Shifty. You may be wondering how these two individuals met. It is also possible that you’re not at all wondering that. Irrespective of your wondering status, here is the tale of how a beautiful union between prolific […]
Mouse Madness
There once was a girl named Misha Mouse; Princess MoMo knew her from their sorority house. Misha and MoMo would together eat food; And often they’d play beer pong when in the mood. Then one day after acquiring much knowledge; These two characters graduated from college. Mouse moved away to the coast on the west; […]