Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook. Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall. To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part I
Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC. One billboard always caught my attention. It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.” Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about. But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]
Mr. T on the Rise Again? (11/2)
Recently, I thought I ended things with Mr. T. Apparently, I thought wrong. The morning after I posted Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First Date, he texted me: Mr. T: They love mr t Mr. T: You are a bad producer. You killed him off too soon. MoMo: Talk to his agent about recasting him Mr. T: Mr t […]
Date Dissection 10/22 (Mr. T)
Click here to read the Mr. T Intro Last time we left off, Mr. T had suggested an activity involving horses (get your mind out of the gutter, you sickos). I vetoed anything horse-related. The next day, he texted me with a substitute idea. The Text Exchange Mr. T: It’s a lovely day to […]
More on RoboCop
Background: Princess MoMo has known RoboCop since 2005. Every so often, he makes advances on her. Said advances used to be more frequent, but it appears that at some point, rejection became less appealing to him. He recently denied her of a PBA card for about a month and a half because he is of […]
Texts from this Morning…
On today’s episode of Texts from this Morning, we have a repeat offender. On March 22, 2011, this specimen with whom I went on ONE date a YEAR ago (March 2010) and had no physical contact initiated the a string of texts reprinted below. This morning, he struck again. This time, I was willing to […]
Texts from this Morning
Some people get booty-called/texted. Evidently, I get cuddle-called/texted. Princess MoMo: Turning grown men into interactive teddy bears since 1999. 4:26 am Guy: Hey u. hanging in there? 4:27 am Me: Yes I am. You? 4:28 am Guy: Come cuddle 4:28 am Me: Why? We haven’t even talked in weeks 4:29 am Guy: It will […]