Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my stories are boring, you have no one to blame but yourselves!
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DaRock82
2/7/2012 1:08:51 AM
You are drop dead beautiful. I was wondering can I ask you a serious question?
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Stats:
Age: 29
Location: Philly
Height: 6′
Profession: Medical
Education: Masters Degree
Profile Narrative:
I do the small things that makes a woman happy like..
Return her messages. Alls women want from men is a call back as soon as they’re able, as opposed to sometime the following day. Not sending an e-mail or a text of epic proportions if you don’t have time; a sentence or two will suffice to let you know I care — which is all she really wants to know.
Kiss you for no reason
I also enjoy a nice, deep kiss that doesn’t have any strings attached. Letting you know I want you, and not just sex. Sometimes you need a different type of connection. FYI i also combine this with a little hand-holding and you’ll be smiling for days.
Dance with you
Dancing with a you makes you feel special. We don’t need to visit a nightclub to dance with your woman. I ‘ll slipped a little Marvin Gaye on and danced with you in the living room.
Dress up for you
Dressing up to take you out is fun. It’s not about the clothes; it’s about the fact that you are worth dressing up for.
MoMo Analysis: His complete sentence making skills are lacking and the things he suggests in his profile are overly cliche. My vote is to respond merely to find out what his “serious question” is. But, on second thought, he may be a calculating individual who sent this first message asking to ask a serious question simply to pique my interest in finding out what the question is. Should I respond?
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