Princess MoMo

There once was a girl named Misha Mouse;

Princess MoMo knew her from their sorority house.

Misha and MoMo would together eat food;

And often they’d play beer pong when in the mood.

Then one day after acquiring much knowledge;

These two characters graduated from college.

Mouse moved away to the coast on the west;

And this really put their friendship to the test.

Presumably social media would keep them in touch;

But, unfortunately, it did not turn out as such.

One day, MoMo asked if Misha wanted to go to the city of sin;

Misha declined stating she was carrying a baby mouse within.

“A baby mouse?” inquired the incredulous MoMo;

“Indeed,” replied Misha, “Four more weeks to go.”

And that’s how Princess MoMo found out that one of her former roll dawgs (or roll mouse in this case) was soon having a baby.  Ridiculous.  One might even call it mouse madness.