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Mr. Super Annoyer – Six and a half years later

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 11 in Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Six and a half wretched YEARS ago, the specimen gods shat up Mr. Super Annoyer into my life. Aside from the party at which I met him, I willingly subjected myself to him once more.  That was all.  At the conclusion of that day, a day long ago, I explicitly stated to him that I was devoid of desire to continue any communication with him.  Unfazed by my lack of desire, he continues to message me.  For some of his messages over the years and a more detailed backstory, click on the following links.

Part I

Part II

Most recently, here’s what Mr. Super Annoyer has to say.  Note his catchy user handle.

ChicksDigBigSticks

11/10/2015 8:39:38 AM
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Oh my god! You live right next door in [REDACTED] now?? Had enough time passed? I am in [REDACTED] now. I really like you. And I’m obviously not seeing anyone else. I’m not some pig. I’m a great man. What’s to win being single hoping you meet an amazing man that knows how to love a woman and I’m everything you’re wishing for? Ttyl xo
ChicksDigBigSticks

11/10/2015 8:48:59 AM
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Well you’re beautiful sexy and I miss you <3
ChicksDigBigSticks

11/11/2015 7:40:10 AM
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We had the most amazing chemistry ever! I don’t know why you feel this way and I wish we could converse like adults. I’ve only grown into a better man since then. I really think we could fall in love or at the very least become really great friends. Consider it would you? I want you to be happy and I know I would make you the happiest you could ever be <3
ChicksDigBigSticks

11/11/2015 7:50:24 AM
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Worst case scenario we have a nice night out and become friends. Can’t hurt. And this site is filled with society’s rejects.
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