Click here to read about the encounter with Mr. Surprises.
Yesterday (12/18), my device battery died while I was out with Mr. Lamborghini. When I switched it back on at night, I had a text from Mr. Surprises. It read, “Hi MoMo! I sent you a message on FB but then accidentally deleted the sent message from my box. Now I am not sure if it got delivered. Let me know if it did, ok? Hope you are getting fun material from Lambo..:)”
He knew I was out with Mr. Lamborghini because I had posted a facebook status message about it.
In the morning, I read Mr. Surprises’s facebook message:
Hi MoMo. How was the rest of your weekend? Without a doubt, the injection of “Momolin” into my life was stimulating, refreshing and .. addictive! As I was writing this, the rest of the message kind of started to rhyme and I went along with it. Since you have dabbled in poetry yourself recently, I hope you won’t hold it against me:
Thank you for calling me “B” on F.B.;
I’m not so “B”, just aspire to be
It’s blissful, no less, to be “B” type of “S”…
Yes, this “BS” is no simple B.S.!Seriously, being called THAT by someone genius like YOU made my day!
Here’s what I make of his cryptic poem: “B” stands for brilliant, which I called him in my post about our encounter. “F.B.” stands for facebook, on which my blog posts are synced. “S” stands for specimen. It’s more like a riddle than a poem.
Anyway, today (12/19), he placed a weekday daytime phone call to me. His purpose? He wanted to know how the rest of my weekend was. Now, that would be awesome but for the fact that he’s married and has a kid.
THE END
I see this happening a lot to women I know.
Did this specimen really think that he’d fall back into MoMo’s good graces by writing this self-conceited (though mildly clever) piece of riddled poetry? Even if he’d found her to be a one of a kind fellow mental co-masturbator and may miss her, “THE END” reads lound and clear. He should recognize his moral fiasco, face his demons and dilemmas, be a better man and leave MoMo alone. We DON’T want to see any follow-up communications from this narcissistic bastard!