Princess MoMo

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Princess MoMo: You give up quite easily.

Mr. Doctor: I definitely do. But, in my defense I figured I had failed your test and I was destined to be yet another victim on your blog subjected to sarcastic degradation. It’s perfect material – an arrogant jerk boasting of his grammatical prowess, yet failing even the simplest of tests. I’m at work now so I can blame any missteps in this message on my autocorrect. You’ve cleverly replied to my messages with short sentences and elementary school vocabulary. You fear making a mistake because you know I’d pounce on it in a heartbeat.

So, since it appears you might have given me a chance to redeem myself and might possibly overlook my awkward and embarrassing initial misstep I’ll tell you a bit more about myself. I like to bathe. I think showers are so old fashioned. I drink tea. I’m not racially insensitive to tea, but admittedly prefer green an herbals to black tea. I live on the water in PA. I like to bike, run, kayak, and hike. I have a pet cat. I love hayrides in the fall. I like to watch moonlight reflecting on the river. I’m currently trying to brew my own beer. I’m afraid this beer brewing in my guest room might kill me. I like to walk along the canal in the darkness. I once took a date to that giant model train exhibit in flemington. She never spoke to me again. I’m taking some online classes now and just survived my first semester. Well, that’s all I can think of now. Hopefully I can head home in a bit. Maybe you’ll write a bit more about yourself? Or are you so afraid of making a grammar miscue?

Princess MoMo: Oh, my dear online dating site “friend,” fret not for you have unequivocally earned yourself an entry on the blog. With that said, you may be be somewhat interesting and I’d potentially like to get to know you.

Let me assure you that my short messages had nothing to do with any apprehension on my part. After effing up their/there and wear/where, you hardly have room to criticize.

Before we further proceed with becoming acquainted, please send me a clearer photograph of you.

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